Season of mists and mellow sequential threads

**Why is this statue blowing himself?

Gays Who Do Not Engage in Anal Sex**

**I’m going to Egypt in July, what should I know?
Why Humans have so little body hair **

No, really, they have a sphinx that quizzes you on that kind of stuff at the airport.

** My Dog is Retching
Wretched excess homes, why?**

That’s a big dog.

Should A Person Lower Their Standards?
Your Favorite Cheeseball Pick Up Lines & Do They Work?

Looks like someone already has.

Can You Tell Me Who the Pornstar on the Left Is?
Looking For A Pie Recipe

**Can you tell me who the pornstar on the left is?
Question regarding my celebrated cheesecake recipe
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**How Fat is Too Fat?
Should A Person Lower Their Standards?

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** Your first SDMB post
Stupid things you’ve done, 3rd edition **

**WANTED: Tutorial in defending yourself against wizards
Talk to your kids about Fentanyl. Now.
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He’s lesser known but just as deadly as Saruman.

**Great customer service from Amazon
Kate Middleton is pregnant **

I guess no deliveries in rear, then.

** I overdosed on pills -Tylenol/Advil
A Suicide/Murder Question Don’t Need Answer Fast*

OK, lemme get back to you on Monday.

Stupid things you’ve done, 3rd edition
Your first SDMB post

OK, in hindsight, maybe it wasn’t such a great an idea to introduce myself in the “share your drunken rants about your exes” thread.

**what happens to a body when it hits the ground at terminal velocity?

Falling to the ground vs. a flat surface hitting you (same speed)

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**Why are people so gullible?

Mentally retarded men have a crush on me**

**Ask the conspiracy theorist
democracy and lizards **

“It doesn’t matter who you vote for! They’re all reptiloids! REPTILOIDS!!!

** If you see a weird message on your iPhone, don’t panic
Hey - it’s only one month till the apocalypse!**

** what happens to a body when it hits the ground at terminal velocity?
Is This Dolphin Going to Be OK?**

:frowning:

Oddest things I’ve seen since moving to NYC
(OP: Mississippienne)
It’s snowing!!!

We really don’t get much snow down South.

**Your GPS will not get you to my house!!!
So… I’m really homeless now. **

Don’t give up yet! There’s still Google Maps.

**The Oddest Things Blocked By My Office Internet Filter
democracy and lizards **