** I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of?
Sunday casual breakfast in DC?**
I say “Germany.” What’s the first thing you think of?
Best location to naturally freeze yourself?
Dopers - not the most intelligent bunch, but certainly the weirdest.
Psychics who prey on the grieving are total…
Decembrants
Not a term I’m familiar with, but I guess it must be pretty harsh language.
Why is history important?
How hard is it to get a date?
Man dressed as a Nazi: “I don’t get it. Girls like uniforms, but I can’t seem to get a date!”
** Poll: When did you start balding?
How hard is it to get a date?**
“Hey sweetie, grass doesn’t grow on a busy street” is a notoriously unsuccessful pickup line.
Catfish like orcas
Your GPS will not get you to my house!!!
Wishful thinking - they’re sliming at the front door right now. :eek:
**Call me a skeptical asshole, but…
I pit “The Gifts of Hope”**
Call me a skeptical asshole, but…
Fuck the Prankers
Seen sequentially in MPSIMS:
Craving a Tall Glass of MMP
Food tasted very loud today
Sounds like someone’s been spending too much time at Salvador Dali’s house.
**Another dog gets shot by police
Who won this fight…me, or the cat?
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Probably the cat.
**This weekend has been exceptionally rough
My grandmother seems to have deteriorated fast… **
**Publicly listed companies working on ‘Black’ defence projects
Antimatter weapons **
**Call me a skeptical asshole, but…
This board is a bunch of hypocritical douchebags
**
**What kind of topological object is the human body?
Human-Arthropod hybrid **
**Food that should not exist.
I don’t like ‘squatch’.
**
Thankfully, it doesn’t exist.
**Food that should not exist.
Ready for elephant poop coffee? **
**The ultimate post-apocalyptic survival scenario thread
What’s the current situation in NYC? **
It’s not that bad.
What are the waiters secretly calling you on the receipt?
I’m craving a tall glass of MMP
They’re probably calling you “The MMP-drinking hipster”.
**What’s it called: paintings you stand behind and stick your face in
Human-Arthropod hybrid
**
Naw, that’s mostly the cut-outs you see near the beach.
** Let’s rename Christmas as “Gift Card Day”!
Just give me my fucking money, already!**
My, the little ones are getting cranky while awaiting Santa.
**What should I look for in a laser pointer?
Antimatter weapons
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**What’s it called: paintings you stand behind and stick your face in
Impersonating law enforcement
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