Ok…time to let it out. I know I am a mere child, at the tender age of 16, but I am in love with one of the dopers…
ANDROID!! shhh…nobody should tell him. It’s a secret crush, remember? It’s the subject of the thread. Maybe Android will never find out. 
And ,Android,(andy sounds too cutesy)if you end up reading this: just tell me the time and place and I will run away with you! Why, in England 16 is the age of consent. Of course my intentions are to marry you! I hope you’re not married. Then I would have to kill your wife…ok, sorry. didn’t mean to say that…I shouldn’t post that, but why not? He’ll never ever see it.
Uh…why the fuck is this in the Pit?
Moderator? Clean up on aisle 4!
Whoa, duuuuuuude, I’m kinda drowsy and wasn’t payin attention! sorry! I’m a newbie!!!
FLAME HER ASS!!
MWA HA HA HA!!!
Don’t look at me! I’m not going to do it I’m to nice. We need a real good flamer in here.
Hmmmmm
Visions of Tommy Lee Jones In MIB.
I forget. After how many posts are you not a newbie?
I despise you ALL!!!
DIE DIE DIE!!!
Die miserably!! Fiery deaths to you all!!!
Can’t a person make a mistake?!?!?! And why hasn’t the bloody monitor deleted this board in the first place?!?!!?
Also, why are you cruel people attacking a CHILD like myself?!?!?
Quite cruel and vicious. :o( Wish somebody would protect me.
::takes cue, swoops in, wraps young Feelyat up in his arms::
Back off! Off, I say! Leave her be!
–Tim
Well, your old enough to pay attention to which forum you post in.
Besides, if your old enough to breed you rold enough to get an ass chewing in the pit! 
Osip
Thank you, Homer! :oD You’re my hero!
And, again:
DEATH TO ALL OTHERS!!
Yes, I’ll take responsibility for my actions, but still:
DEATH TO ALL OTHERS!
DEATH!!!
Also, “breed”? are we gerbils??
That’s another thread. 
I’m not mean!
::gives feelyat some flowers and choclate to make up for the flame her ass comment::
::smacks flowers and chocolate from hands::
You’ll not treat her as such, heathen!
–Tim
::Sets up video camera::
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Heathen?
::throws a peanut at homer::
Whew! When I saw a thread by this title was in the Pit, I thought I was going to get flamed for being stupid and posting that I have a secret crush!
Actually, we’re the undead, which has nothing to do with our pending lawsuit against the uncola and the ungame. Regardless, we’re deathless.
Yes, Virginia, a person can make a mistake if it is with grace. But you did it in the pit. So, what this means for your cerebrally challenged ‘mind’ is that you have created a free-for-all with you as the shrimp on our barbie. Or the barbie on our shrimp… I get those confused.
Still, you didn’t make an error with grace, you wished us dead. What this means now is: bend over and take it, because BABY, it’s your party and we’ll laugh if we want to.
So, in your parlance, wanker… you’ve bent yourself over, greased yourself up, and readied yourself for the fucking. At least take that without whimpering and we might respect you in the next millennium.
Homer, she said she had a crush on Android, not you . . . maybe someone has a widdle bitty cwush on someone?
Hastur: What a sad little “life” you must have outside of the Straight Dope world. And you aren’t scaring me a bit. <yawn>