Homer, you’re my heroooooo! :o)
Thanks for helping a young damsel in distress.
I meant: :o)
darn sd smilies!
This, Virginia, is why you’ll never make it into the secret Straight Dope Message Board clique. :wally
I won’t make it into the clique because I actually have a life?
Which, by the way, I’m already in. Other people have already accepted me and I’ve started several threads. And stop calling me “Virginia”. Are you trying to sound witty?
Feelyat, he’s teasin ya, gal.
Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus, or something like that.
He’s referring to the famous letter.
iampunha, baby, with your tight, hot ass, you know it’s YOU I’m droolin over!
–Tim
The one thing I don’t have a picture of on my website is my ass, which I can assure you is neither tight nor hot . . . a bit sweaty right now b/c of sitting in a damn uncomfortable plastic chair, but not tight or hot, at any rate.
MUST we talk about iampunha’s ass?
I know what he’s referring to, but it’s quite patronizing. MUST he be so patronizing?
Mmmm, sweaty hairy man ass crack.
–Tim
It may sound crazy, but now I think I have a crush on Iampunha.
GaWd help you.
Heh heh.
You guys know I was kidding, right? Right?
I’ve got a crush on Feelyat. Something about that whole brain-dead thing just cranks my dials.
I’ll crank your dial… wait. You’re not pun. Nevermind.
(I’ve gotta second the brain dead chic)
Silver Fire: LOL
Pun:
–Tim
Am I really brain-dead?
No, you’re not brain-dead. I was teasing. I think your behavior in this thread was refreshingly ditzy. That is a good thing. It can be cute, and is well suited to some people.
–Tim
If only you knew me in real life. I’m completely unlike the way I am on SD. I just take on a strange personality when I post. I won’t take offense at your calling me ditzy, and I actually have a good excuse for being so dense at the time I started the thread. Maybe some day I’ll share it.
What the hell do you know about my ass, and what do you base it on?
talkinsquirrel, homer started it, not me!
Feelyat, many have crushed me. Few have successfully injured me, and none have yet snared me. Take that as you wish.
You lovely people of the Pit. It seems you’re more civilised than the outsiders. You actually realized that people make mistakes and were just giving me a good ole flaming. I quite enjoyed it, to tell the truth!! 
You didn’t personally attack me or assume that I was a complete moron. Refreshing.
You may not in fact be a moron, but this is a bullshit thread. Are guys around my age so desperate that they have to rush in to rescue online someone who says she’s some young, nubile English chick? Have some self-respect, boyz. She’s not gonna give you any.
MR