Aw, shucks, sweetie.
OK, my list:
bobkitty (natch, and I’m putting you first because you mentioned me :))
jarbabyj (musical compatibilities go a long way in my book)
Arden Ranger (us Okies gotta stick together)
TruePisces (major sweetie)
Real life, schmeal life, Superdude, I’ve got most areas of the US covered here. 
I refuse to answer on the grounds that if my wife ever does start to read these, it might get my legs broken.
However, if I were to crush on someone [sub]and I’m not saying I am[/sub], that someone would be…
intelligent
educated
experienced
someone with a good sense of humor
someone with interesting hobbies, including computer games & RPG’s
reasonably self-confident
Hope that’s not giving away too much.
Of course, IRL I’d never have the guts, but …
I remain a “secret” cyber-admirer of both TheLoadedDog and RueDeDay. In part because they mention me in despatches.
If I actually had the chance to meet tem IRL, I don’t think I’d be able to go through with it. I’d run, the cowardly custard that I am.
:::Whipping around to see what Jarbabyesque beauty is standing behind me:::
Gosh! Blush blush blush
Not that she even knows who I am, but t’would be Jarbabyj.
As much as I hate to admit it…
JDT
For I lust after psychotic circumsized men.
In all seriousness though, they know who they are.
Hmm…although I have never met any Doper in real life (that will change this weekend as Dope-A-Ween, though) I would have to say…
SilverFire
Geobabe
:shocked:
:holyshit:
[sub]Wait, one of those isn’t a recognized smily . . . [/sub]
As for my list . . . well, I don’t date. That makes it difficult to date doperwimminz. But if I did there would be several I’d be wondering about.
This is a good turnout, but I want more! I want every single, solitary (figurative, not literal. The married, engaged, or otherwise attached need to respond, as well) Doper to read to see if their name appears here, and every Doper to post their object d`affection.
Well, I don’t know about the psychotic part, but as for being circumsized, I would certainly hope they know…
Awright, Superstud, keep yer pants on…
I have a crush on Rue because he’s the funniest man on these boards. But I’ve said it before. He won’t be shocked.
I also have a crush on…argh…he doesn’t even know me here. I can’t do it. Never mind. But I know he likes Elvis Costello and he’s pretty grumpy.
Oh, and there’s always you, Superdude. You promised whips and chains this weekend, but we’ll just have to see if you deliver. 
Holy crap! ME? (Yes, I do vanity searches. Sue me.)
So anyway. Hey bouv, how YOU doin’?
Umm, as for the question… I shall never tell.
You want names? Fine, I’ll give you names, you bastard.
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DynoSaur
Crunchy Frog
Sophie, the restraints were the first thing I packed. And I’m more than willing to use them on you. Say Saturday night?
How is this different from any other flirt or crush thread?
Not fur nuffin, but people should really think about the potential for hurt feelings and the killing of self-esteem before they proceed with this type of thread.
It isn’t.
And, after some thought (and lunch), I realized that the poster I have the most in common with intellectually and philosophically is Cranky. So I’m adding her.
[sub]Hi, Cranky! I’m not stalking you! I swear![/sub]
I’d have to go with an unnamed lurker. I seem to be attracted to people I know nothing about, or are complete mysteries. I think I need to get to a Dopefest.
Ok, here’s one that’s sure to get y’all confused…
Heloise
Katie
Tretiak
Esprix (most especially)
That guy in the kilt…
The English couple, was it Fran and Alex? (sorry, kids it was late and I was exhausted)
No, I’m not saying I’ll switch, and I’m decidedly not Bi…
[hijack]
Yeah. We should cease all flirting. Oh, and from now on noone will be allowed to mention other posters in their sigs. We wouldn’t want anyone to ever feel left out of anything, would we?
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As for my list, if there were no Quix, and I lived in Denver, MrC and I would be on like Donkey Kong.