GingerOfTheNorth, definetly.
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I don’t think we’ve ever actually met, Sapphire, but I’ve heard a lot about you. Thinksnow says you’re a trip, and that’s a pretty good recommendation. I look forward to meeting you at OhDope.
bobkitty
Ogre
iampunha
Daowajan
And most of all…
Monster104.
Since AFAIK she’s the only one here it wouldn’t be illegal for me to get involved with, Lady Juliet 
surprised blink
::runs back to Cocktail Party thread to check::
Thinksnow thinks I’m a trip? He likes me?! Ohmygod I think I need to go lie down. 
I can’t wait to meet you either Superdude! Tomorrow! It’s tomorrow! I’m gonna be in Ohio tomorrow!
[sub]Now I gotta change my list![/sub]
Well, I wouldn’t get as orgasmic as jarbaby watching The Sopranos, there, Sapphire. I mean, think’s a nice guy, but he also thinks the OSU Buckeyes are a decent football team. However, if you wish to get orgasmic, perhaps I can be of some service…?
Elenfair, definitely. I would shovel snow for her.
Perhaps we should cease hijacking this lovely thread and take it to email
My neglecting of Rue has presently been rectified.
So of course, Rue’s on the list.
As for others, I’m hooked on Jack Batty’s posts lately, and if I was a lesbian I’d probably try to woo CrankyAsAnOldMan but she’d probably already be taken!!!
Ahem. It’s me, bobevilsquid. I seriously doubt you would date me.
Aaaah, my dearest Frau Wolf. My Foster’s runneth over.
Can’t decide on pistols or swords. Sunrise or high noon.
Wolfie, Wolfie, Wolfie…, you’re forgetting three important factors:
- TLD is a pussycat.
- I’d be quaking in my boots meself (see point 1)
- Qantas is offering very cheap flights at the moment.
Goodness, bouv, I’m flattered.
For me, the only Doper I’ve considered dating so far, I did date. I have to spend time IRL with someone before I can know whether I like him enough to date him. I can’t get a good enough sense of someone from only their written words to know.
Cheap, meaningless flings, on the other hand…
thinksnow
Cartooniverse
Tripler
WeirdDave
And last, but not least… bernse
<sigh>
Scylla he’s the only one for me.
Oh, for sure I would date pezpunk. I love silly, goofy men who drink lots of beer and play in punk bands.
Seriously, I look for the right combination of extreme smarts and a crazy sense of humor. Someone who can debate literature and the meaning of Walden with me, but who also makes me laugh all the time. And he has to like long walks in the woods.
The only other Doper I would date is LuxFiat, as evidenced by my wild pawing of him at the NY Dopefest last year. Alas, he knew better than to get involved with a girl like me. But he’s got most of what I’m looking for, AFAIK: killer sense of humor and legitimate smarts. Yum.
Oh no. The kiss of death! Whenever someone posts that they like my posts, I completely dry up. I hope you’re happy. Now I’ll be unfunny for days.
So. How you doing?
For the record – I am married. But separated. Take that for what it’s worth.
I have no crushes. I’m so above that.
[sub]Insert a nother winky face here – too many smilies are not good for the soul.[/sub]
Upon re-reading that, I realized it sounds like I’m dissing Pezzy. Seriously, he has a bazillion qualities that I love. I would totally date him. I do really love silly, goofy men who drink lots of beer and play in punk bands! And I meant that he has the combination of smarts and goofiness that makes me all gooey and happy.
They know who they are.
I’d have to say I’m rather blazingly partial to ARose. Then again, that could be the reason why we’re dating now. But just a thought.