Yellow mustard on those cheap frozen burritos from the grocery.
I use Victoria green sauce on those frozen burritos.
Then you gotta cover em with cheese and nuke em
Top the pear with mayonnaise instead of Miracle Whip, add a sprinkle of shredded cheese, serve with a cherry on top, and you have pear salad. I love it.
This is one of those things that is a good example of “I love Ingredient A and Ingredient B, but never in the same mixture”.
There was an episode of Cowboy Bebop where everybody is eating breakfast. Ed pours milk into her cereal, so Spike pours his bottle of beer into his bowl of cereal. His reaction upon taking a bite of the combination is what I would expect to have, even with a raging hangover 
When I was single, I used to make “Batchelor Chow” which for me was microwaved mac n cheese, canned tuna and hot sauce. My wife was apalled. Of course, coming home late at night to the aftermath of her own “batchelorette chow” isn’t much better!
Yup. Ham and peanut butter toasted sandwiches, yum 
That sounds delicious!
When I was a kid, I used to love bologna and ketchup sandwiches on white bread.
My Mom uses a small ball of cream cheese rolled in pecan bits instead of the cheese and mayo. You really do need to spread it out over the pears though. That glob of cream cheese can be a bit much if eaten all at once.
She still makes peanut butter dressing. Take a scoop of peanut butter, add milk and sugar and stir until it has the consistency of ranch dressing. Serve over sliced bananas and garnish with maraschino cherry.
And a squiggle of Sriracha on the omelette.
Two holdovers from my poor days…
Sugary Baked beans with melted cheese
Kraft macaroni and cheese, with Western dressing and garlic powder
Yum!
7-11 Red Hot Beef Burritos with Louisiana Hot Sauce. Be sure to nuke them enough so the innards aren’t icy.
And whee-eeze the juu-uuice!
My mom swears that I dipped my Oreos in mustard as a kid. I’m the pickiest eater on the planet, so I wonder if she’s remembering something my brother did as me. But even if it was me, I wouldn’t want anyone to see me do it!