Don’t know about you, but the erections I get while dreaming are the genuine article and sometimes better than the ones I get while wide awake (at any rate, the ones I wake up with are - couldn’t tell you about the rest, obviously).
Hmm, I guess we’re all different. The only reason I mentioned it is that I have some experience with stitches down there. I was circumcised at age 25. I was told to not have an erection until the stitches came off. I asked about sleeping issue. The doc told me that the ones you get while you sleep should be fine, since they won’t be as intense. He told me not to sleep with my GF, since that would be a source of arousal. That was a very difficult couple of weeks. I’m sure you can imagine how difficult it was for a 25 year old to go 2 weeks without any stimulation/release. The only reason that I made it was that the pain from the stitches increases as the erection gets bigger. Luckily, pain is a libido killer for me. I have no idea how people who actually enjoy pain are able to make it through.
When you say trying to push something, you don’t mean you were trying to push out poop, right?
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Well it was huge, round, brown, and full of fibre, but no. It was a tree-trunk, in point of fact.
Similar incident happened to my hub many many years ago. His ER doc was Dr. An, an Asian female. He joked mercilessly that his doc said (in a very bad Asian accent), “Ahh, I seeeee. You brokey your craaaank”. 
I would guess the “no erection” rule is more of a “no sex” rule. Obviously the penis skin gets tighter with friction and increased stimulation. The surgeons would have to account for nightime erections. It’s not like you have any control and it would uber-traumatic to wake up in a pool of blood in your crotch. :eek:
My anesthesiologist also had a bad Asian accent. After waking up from the surgery, he was the one who first warned me about not having erections. His advice: “When you go home, throw out all your Playboys, okay? Ha ha ha. And don’t look at porn, okay? Okay?..” I actually had to nod before he stopped. And then he and the female nurse started laughing. It was very surreal.
So to keep him from getting boners, they made him take a substance that causes boners? :dubious:
Four children.
People say that? How fortunate they must be.
My personal worst seems tame by the standards here - I was seated on the edge of the bed with my girlfriend astride, bouncing merrily. Good times - until she fell over backwards, onto the floor. She was in hysterics; I was not. After being abruptly bent down like that, I had a huge blood blister covering 180 degrees at the base of my penis. There wasn’t any pain after a day or so, but the mark lasted for months and months; I thought it was going to be permanent.
This was probably payback for that drunken time a bit of her clitoris somehow ended up pinched between my two front teeth. I don’t even have a gap to speak of; how this happened is completely inexplicable.
Um…racer72…I read your post and could feel your pain and I don’t even have a penis! Ouch! I hope that you have healed well and that you are once again enjoying the pleasures of sex.
What happened to it? Or is it tmi?
Hemorrhoids/swelling for a few days after a night of anal sex and various toys as well as my lover’s manhood ;). TMI? So sorry, but how can it not be TMI when you answer a question like this! I must say that the discomfort was worth every minute of fun and exploration.
Oh crap I forgot to double quote on racer72’s comment. It’s the first one after the question.
Teehee…I wasn’t born with one.
This little ex-EMT feels his BS meter pinging.
People having a seizure of any real magnitude are not breathing, part of what makes status epilepticus so dangerous. By the time EMS arrives she would have not been breathing for 5-6 minutes. She would be unconscious and well on the way to dead. The nerve impulses causing those muscles to clamp down would stop, and there would be no more force exerted to prevent extraction.
The tool they use to spread their teeth has a fascinating and appropriate name name
oral screw (yes safe for work)
I also have a hard time with the idea that a human being could crush one of those with jaw force. They are not hollow flimsy things.
Rugburn which nearly crippled me with an infection. Couldn’t bend my knee for weeks. Not real interesting though.
I once accidentally zipped through a stretch of penis skin such that it was hanging out between the zippers teeth. That hurt. But not nearly as much as having to zip it back down.
And grow hair on the palm of your hand!
Hrm, minor anal and pudenda injuries (one was that have had sex for a day and could barely walk…). I have had a seizure during oral (my oral) and that was traumatic for him mostly. Trying to get my clothes on before the EMTs came was hilarious to think about…oh and the fact he would be meeting my parents for the first time at the ER. HAHAHAHAHA
As for injuries to my person? The only thing, besides a few anal or vaginal tears that heal, are when the penis hits hard in the wrong place. God that hurts like a MF’er. Want to throw up and die at the same time. Has happened to me three times. UGH Another, not really being an injury but something that happens due to latex, is a rash. Lovely itchy rash down there. Oh and a YI due to something in the chem content of some men’s semen. I count them as kind of injuries as I’m out of commission for while. 
I know it’s an old thread but I didn’t see it the first time around.
I have two, neither of which is all that exciting, but what the hell.
The first is mostly a tale of warning. Semen in the eye burns like hot sauce. Makes your eye red for a while, too. So, uh, guys, be careful where you aim that thing.
Second one wasn’t technically during sex. It was before sex, and then the sex didn’t happen. We had been fooling around and had finally made our way to the bedroom to get it on. I sat on the bed and started scooting back. He got onto the bed on his hands and knees sort of over me, crawling up with me as I scooted. My scoot and his crawl timing were off and his forehead bashed into my eye. Got a hell of a black eye from it. That eye swelled almost totally shut and there was a big bruise all the way across the top. The white part of my eye did NOT turn red, thankfully. I was able to hide it with makeup a couple of days later (I just matched the bruise with purple eyeshadow on the other side. It worked out pretty well).
These are a day or two later:
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You got me all curious in a weird masochistic way about semen in the eye. Really? “Like hot sauce?”
The version I heard started with a woman being admitted to the ER with severe lacerations to the top of her head.