Ba da boom!
That doesn’t work either when they are mostly the same shade of white and have their hair done in the same way and dressed exactly the same. I am not the only person that thinks that. Sometimes the whole family has to play Where’s Waldo to spot one of our own and sometimes I win. The majority of them really do look almost identical so much that the parents can’t even tell them apart from any distance.
Is this another of these times where you claim you totally didn’t write that thing you wrote? I know your endless stream of bullshit means you live in the eternal present of the pathological fabulist, where the very act of communication compels you to lie without heed of scrutiny, but that’s not how writing works. It was invented so we wouldn’t have to just remember what somebody said.
What did I write? That I wanted to screw my own daughters? No, of course not because that is disgusting and nothing I would ever consider. I am a loving father, not a child molester. It is baffling why people keep hinting at that and that is not something that I take lightly nor should anyone.
Where this is coming from is from another thread where I stated that my young daughter was a better date than the vast majority of women over 40. That is a simple fact. The vast majority of women over 40 are a completely different species. They are frumpy, moody and completely unattractive sexually. However, a few aren’t.
After all of the negative replies, I adjusted my preferences on dating sites and got lots of good hits from women that actually are interesting. My current girlfriend is a 35 year old Jewish heiress that lets me pick everything based on her stated preferences. It takes a lot of work on my part but it is fun. I was just talking to a gorgeous Russian from one of the wealthiest suburbs in Boston a few minutes ago. I told her I couldn’t go out with her now because I don’t go out with more than one person at once but she is next in line.
There is hope. It is possible for women to be attractive over 40 but it takes work. I have never preferred kids even when I was in high school. It has always been 23 - 35 even when I was a child.
My youngest daughter is my ideal date.
And what ideally happens at the end of an ideal date?
A kiss on the cheek? That is what I almost always do. Maybe your lifestyle is a little different.
You told her she was next-in-line? How long between replies did you have to wait until she recovered from her swoon?
She’s probably waiting longingly by the phone as we discuss this. :dubious:
What age was that girl you sexually assaulted?
Even as a child you liked 23 to 35 year olds. What does that even mean? That would’ve been your Mothers age. And tell me again, why did you hate your younger brother?
I didn’t knowingly sexually assault anyone. I kissed someone that may have have not been in on the joke but I will never know. She was 19 and I was 17. Teenagers do stupid things sometimes. I am not going to let kissing a friend brand me for life because we still are friends. This isn’t The Scarlet Letter. I am not a big fan of neo-puritans to say the least. Save your outrage for real victims.
I shouldn’t have fallen for it is the best thing I can say. I still have no idea what the motivation was. There was no clear victim and it might have been a trick on me. I thought we were just playing a switcheroo joke and the lights would be turned on immediately but it didn’t work. It went on way longer than I expected and I just wanted to get out of it and it took a while to switch places again. I have no idea why a boyfriend would want someone else to make out with his girlfriend but that is what happened.
Right. I had a crush on Lynda Carter and Barbie Benton when I was four. I decorated my room in in Wonder Woman decor and some people thought I was gay or transgender because of that. No, that wasn’t it, I wanted to screw their brains out at a young age even if I barely understood what that meant. There were some local ladies that caused the same response. I was never into high school or even college girls. Too young but over 40 is pushing it as well except in exceptional cases (I have had a few of those as well).
I hate my younger brother because he is a dickhead, an asshole, his wife has been a bitch to me since I was was young and I own his mansion because he refuses to pay his bills and I am going to have to foreclose on it at some point. It is as minor as that.
You do know that we can all read, yeah? That we all can read the version of that story that you posted numerous times before? The one that is different to the sanitised version you are trying to push now?
What is it with rapists and trying to distort the truth?
Yes. It’s considerably less fictitious, and far more satisfying. You see, I don’t feel the need to make paltry boasts about an imaginary puissance to try and impress anonymous strangers on a computer screen. I’m happy in my skin, and you’re a poor lonely little piler-up of ramshackle lies who strains to kindle outrage by claiming to be be some sort of iconoclastic Nietzschean rake rather than face being ignored, because there’s certainly nothing else about you other than your bullshit and your posturing that would hold anyone’s interest.
You deny the thing, then admit to the thing in the very next sentence. It’s like saying: “Your honor, I did not knowingly kill someone. All I did was shoot someone who may or may not have wanted to commit suicide.”
Actually, we do know.
There we have it. An implicit admission that his initial account was false.
Since you are admitting to that falsehood, which other lies are you willing to go on the record for?
(Again, not speaking to this warm puddle of shit, but to the rest of you fine people.)
That’s got to be one precocious little brother to be earning Shag’s enmity as a “dickhead”, and “asshole” from infancy. And I guess his marriage to a “bitch” was prearranged at birth, as well, in addition to his apparently pre-ordained fiduciary profligacy. Now it makes sense why Shag regularly tormented his sibling from the time he could (barely) walk.
No, you didn’t.
Zero, including that one. It is just a difference in perspective. Everything I write is true. I am not that creative. All I can do is write about about what I know and have lived. I am not the type to post what I ate for for breakfast on Facebook. I only write about exceptional things. When you are a thrill-seeker, especially a young one, you end up with a number of things that sound improbable but are perfectly true just by chance alone. I could tell you about the other 345 days of the year that were completely ordinary and boring but I don’t do that.
I don’t like boring except when I get tired. I like excitement and drama a lot more but you can’t do that every day or you will wear yourself out and cause life chaos. That is my version of maturity. Still, nobody ever claimed that I had the sense God gave a goose. It keeps things interesting.
So older women are not attractive sexually, and are therefore not a perfect date. But your daughter is a perfect date. The reason people keep saying you find your daughter sexually attractive is because you are saying you find your daughter sexually attractive. Repeatedly.