I had to google that and I’m so glad I did! Sooooo pretty! :eek:
Ayup.
A troll v. the troll. Either way, meh.
Says the guy who cruises the boards in stealth mode so we can’t see that he’s constantly lurking and trying to get attention. But what you don’t seem to appreciate is that stealth mode doesn’t hide your posting history, where your posts form a trail like little mouse turds. Like yesterday. Posts just after midnight, just after 2:00 AM, 10:47 AM, 11:04 AM, 12:34 PM, 2:12 PM, 7:58 PM, 10:26 PM, 11:16 PM. And back again bright’n’early this morning at 7:32 AM. “A few minutes a day”? That’s more like the schedule of somebody paid to be here 24x7, or for some reason getting the equivalent jollies out of trolling the board.
Only reason I mention it is I’m curious how many of your lies need to be exposed before the trolling ceases.
Most prolific posters in this thread so far:
Shags with 135 posts.
Second highest is 55 posts.
Lol.
It is still only a few minutes a day. I have a sleeping disorder and I glance at the board when I wake up or have a break at work. It calms me down and brightens my mood so that I can sleep more peacefully. My therapist told me to surround myself with positive people so that is what I use this board for.
This is brightening your mood?
Wow, you need to rent a better company.
It means people are paying attention to what he says - which is more than what happens out in the real world of his drudge cubicle job and evenings in the strip club.
:dubious:
That was the only good piece of advice I ever got from them. That is why I don’t go anymore. Strippers and dates are much better at brightening my outlook and keeping me grounded. Would you rather spend $140 in a private room with an old guy or a naked 10? Enough said.
I would not recommend looking for consistency in Shaggys posts, he just isn’t that sort of troll.
Bro, you can fuck straight off if you’re gonna call me a stupid motherfucker for pitting him and continuing to engage him. Based on the success of this thread, I’m not the only one who was fed the fuck up with listening to the shit Shags spews all over the board. Yes, he’s obviously enjoying the attention. So what? The thread will die eventually and people will move on. Reveling in all the negative attention may make him a narcissist but it also makes him pretty pathetic. But like I said, it’ll go away in time like all things do. Save your vitriol for an actual problem. It’s pitting a narcissist, not AIDS. Calm down.
Shaggy, why do you go out on micro-dates that you squeeze in between your constant posts? Why not try something different, such as going on a date with a person for an evening rather than just pretending on the internet?
If you want to know when I am out on a date, just look for the posting gaps. I don’t even look at my phone when I am out on dates. I don’t post constantly either. My average is barely over 4 a day for 17 years. Lots of other people are much higher. It is just this thread that fascinates me for some reason.
I don’t, really. But if anyone does, I think a useful technique would be to look up at the sky for signs of flying pigs.
It must be all the positive feedback you’re getting.
If your therapist actually existed, you could take a printout of this thread over to them and receive a shocking revelation.
Nasty, it’s too bad you missed the U-turn about 100 miles back at Redemption. I think you’re hopelessly lost now, too far past Redemption to turn around.
If I were you, I’d make the next right turn onto Psychiatrist Way and see where that takes you.
Nah, Highway to Hell sounds a lot faster and more fun.
Highway to Nowhere, maybe?
I deliberately wasn’t calling out anyone in specific, but since you brought it up … yes I am going to call you, expectopatronum, a stupid motherfucker. You might have had a point in the first ten pages about documenting the multiple lies that he tells, but at 22 pages, you are just intellectually masturbating him. If you want a dog to stop shitting on the floor, giving him a fucking treat every time he does it is both ineffective and fucking stupid. This is exactly what you are doing by continuing to engage him, and that is why I am calling you a stupid motherfucker.
By the way, telling someone to fuck straight off at the beginning of a post and then telling them to calm down at the end is both hypocritical and ineffective. My vitriol is mine to use as I please, and you can fuck right off for telling me what to do with it.
What makes me chuckle is how, when it boils down to it, his exploits are in fact either vicarious, or stultifyingly quotidian.
I mean…
Going out on a string of dates with some mildly interesting women… Coo
Having a somewhat interesting mother… Wow
Being a misogynist… Crikey
Going to a school where there was a fire once… Yoik
Nearly completing a degree course… Huzzah
Going go-cart racing (Really? Not exactly twocking a drug dealer’s Ferrari is it?)
Spending a moderately large sum of money on some food… Fuck. Me.
Whether real life or trollery, there’s actually a dearth of imagination and ambition there, no?