Shagnasty is a misogynistic prick

[expectopatronum]

@Crazy_Canuck

I deliberately wasn’t calling out anyone in specific, but since you brought it up … yes I am going to call you, expectopatronum, a stupid motherfucker. You might have had a point in the first ten pages about documenting the multiple lies that he tells, but at 22 pages, you are just intellectually masturbating him. If you want a dog to stop shitting on the floor, giving him a fucking treat every time he does it is both ineffective and fucking stupid. This is exactly what you are doing by continuing to engage him, and that is why I am calling you a stupid motherfucker.

By the way, telling someone to fuck straight off at the beginning of a post and then telling them to calm down at the end is both hypocritical and ineffective. My vitriol is mine to use as I please, and you can fuck right off for telling me what to do with it.

Eat shit, jackass.

[Crazy_Canuck]

If that’s the best retort you have to my argument, you just proved my point.

[expectopatronum]

No, I’m just not going to waste my time arguing with you. Fuck off.

[Crazy_Canuck]

@expectopatronum

No, I’m just not going to waste my time arguing with you. Fuck off.

Ahh … the standard battle cry of someone who lost the argument. It’s rich in this case, because I’m roasting you for wasting your time feeding a narcissist. You’ve got time to give Shag his daily erection by continuously engaging him, but when I point out that only makes the problem worse, all of a sudden you don’t have any time to waste. Riiiiiiiiiight.

Looks like Shag isn’t the only one feeding off all the attention in this thread.

[Emiliana]

Now, now, we’re all here to provide positive energy for the shagster.

[Guinastasia]

@Crazy_Canuck

I deliberately wasn’t calling out anyone in specific, but since you brought it up … yes I am going to call you, expectopatronum, a stupid motherfucker. You might have had a point in the first ten pages about documenting the multiple lies that he tells, but at 22 pages, you are just intellectually masturbating him. If you want a dog to stop shitting on the floor, giving him a fucking treat every time he does it is both ineffective and fucking stupid. This is exactly what you are doing by continuing to engage him, and that is why I am calling you a stupid motherfucker.

By the way, telling someone to fuck straight off at the beginning of a post and then telling them to calm down at the end is both hypocritical and ineffective. My vitriol is mine to use as I please, and you can fuck right off for telling me what to do with it.

“Dammit people, stop having fun!”

[Shagnasty]

@RobDog

What makes me chuckle is how, when it boils down to it, his exploits are in fact either vicarious, or stultifyingly quotidian.

I mean…

Going out on a string of dates with some mildly interesting women… Coo

Having a somewhat interesting mother… Wow

Being a misogynist… Crikey

Going to a school where there was a fire once… Yoik

Nearly completing a degree course… Huzzah

Going go-cart racing (Really? Not exactly twocking a drug dealer’s Ferrari is it?)

Spending a moderately large sum of money on some food… Fuck. Me.

Whether real life or trollery, there’s actually a dearth of imagination and ambition there, no?

That isn’t a bad analysis. Most of my life is boring with kids and highly regulated job but those are the best types of things I have these days. It is amazing how many people will call you a Troll just for doing something moderately entertaining and writing about it. I could do a whole lot better than that if I just wanted to make things up. All I can write about is what actually happens. If those types of things seem over the top, I feel really sorry for other middle-aged men. I am extremely fortunate but my life is mostly PG rated and dedicated to my daughters but fathers have to have a little fun too wherever they can get it. I am just happy to have the opportunity to have that much. A whole lot of other people don’t especially if they are married with kids.

[eulalia]

@Crazy_Canuck

Ahh … the standard battle cry of someone who lost the argument. It’s rich in this case, because I’m roasting you for wasting your time feeding a narcissist. You’ve got time to give Shag his daily erection by continuously engaging him, but when I point out that only makes the problem worse, all of a sudden you don’t have any time to waste. Riiiiiiiiiight.

Looks like Shag isn’t the only one feeding off all the attention in this thread.

Go find a mirror.

If you don’t like it nobody’s making you read it.

[Helena330]

@Crazy_Canuck

I deliberately wasn’t calling out anyone in specific, but since you brought it up … yes I am going to call you, expectopatronum, a stupid motherfucker. You might have had a point in the first ten pages about documenting the multiple lies that he tells, but at 22 pages, you are just intellectually masturbating him. If you want a dog to stop shitting on the floor, giving him a fucking treat every time he does it is both ineffective and fucking stupid. This is exactly what you are doing by continuing to engage him, and that is why I am calling you a stupid motherfucker.

By the way, telling someone to fuck straight off at the beginning of a post and then telling them to calm down at the end is both hypocritical and ineffective. My vitriol is mine to use as I please, and you can fuck right off for telling me what to do with it.

So what? What’s it to you if people want to mock him? You don’t have to read it. I scroll right over his posts because I’ve seen it all in reruns so many times, but some of the other posts are hilarious.

[Beckdawrek]

@Helena330

So what? What’s it to you if people want to mock him? You don’t have to read it. I scroll right over his posts because I’ve seen it all in reruns so many times, but some of the other posts are hilarious.

+1

[Shagnasty]

@Beckdawrek

+1

+2

[Shagnasty]

@Helena330

So what? What’s it to you if people want to mock him? You don’t have to read it. I scroll right over his posts because I’ve seen it all in reruns so many times, but some of the other posts are hilarious.

They truly are. This is an epic thread for the ages and I appreciate it. I have a new date this week that wants to go to a bar for a 1st date. That is fine but I don’t drink anymore. I think I am just going to order milk.

[expectopatronum]

you simpleton

[Morgenstern]

Expecto, have this thread closed. Shagnutsy is a troll, stop feeding him before you are forever associated with this moron. Ask a mod to close this thread.

[Grrr]

@Morgenstern

Expecto, have this thread closed. Shagnutsy is a troll, stop feeding him before you are forever associated with this moron. Ask a mod to close this thread.

Mods don’t honor these requests except in rare circumstances.

[Crazy_Canuck]

@Helena330

So what? What’s it to you if people want to mock him?

Short version, it grosses me the fuck out, and I didn’t think I was an easy person to gross out. I totally get the point and laugh at the retard game, but when the retard in question is getting off on it harder than the people laughing, it feels gross IMO. Yesterday my hip was aching a lot worse than usual so instead of doing the smart thing and just unsubbing from the thread, I did the cranky thing and let loose. Since it appears that I’m the only one that feels that way, today I’ll do the smart thing and unsub, block Shag and move on. Y’all have fun.

[expectopatronum]

I think the thread has run its course by now but I don’t see the point in asking to have it closed. It’ll die on its own once people get sick of posting in it.

[Morgenstern]

@Grrr

Mods don’t honor these requests except in rare circumstances.

I’m betting Miller would close this for a bottle of Jim Beam Double Oak.

[QuickSilver]

@Morgenstern

I’m betting Miller would close this for a bottle of Jim Beam Double Oak.

Miller *would do anything *for a bottle of Jim Beam.

[TroutMan]

Expecto, this was a great thread, but it has served its purpose and is now just a feeding trough. You say it will die on its own, but then you keep bumping it when there are no responses for 12 hours. Just let it go.