Lest anyone remains in doubt about whether or not Shaggy is a pathological liar:
I’m certainly no John Stamos but I am glad that someone else verified that it can be done. I had never heard that story from him.
Yes, thank goodness that’s all cleared up now. :rolleyes:
JFC. Don’t you ever get tired of shitting yourself?
You know that being a liar is not as bad as being a sexual assaulter, right? And yet for some reason you’d rather people think of you as the latter than the former.
You’re either a liar and a troll or a disgusting person, based on your posts.
It is the latter although probably not nearly as bad as many people assume. I made a mistake when I was a teenager and no damage was done. Hasn’t everyone? We have a whole lot more Jesus figures on this board than I have ever met in real life. We should have a Dopefest. I will bring some bread and a couple of fish. It should be plenty for everyone.
Baller.
When decent folks identify mistakes they’ve made, especially mistakes that may have violated someone’s consent, they don’t make excuses for it; they feel pretty awful about it; they look deep inside themselves; and they emerge better people, determined not to minimize such mistakes (for themselves or others) nor make them in the future.
Or something like that, anyway.
I have never done it again and all of us involved are still friends. That is all I can say.
You may have missed the memo, or ALL THE FUCKING signs this mentally defective jackanape is leaving as he dances through here trolling people, BUT, he’s trolling you and you’re dancing to his music like a organ grinder’s monkey dancing for spare change. He’s laughing at you as you waste the time responding to him.
Goddamnit you guys :mad:
Sorry, but that John Stamos story was just too on-the-nose to ignore.
There is some great news. I was more than a little ticked off by someone with borderline personality disorder and a semi half-dumped me on the same day but I finally got a response from the beautiful, “financially independent”, as she puts it, Russian Poker player. All we have to do is arrange when she calls tomorrow night. That instantly erases all damage.
I have no idea why people are calling me a misogynist. I spent my whole night going to an orientation session to send my daughter to a field trip to Quebec for her French immersion program and then sending nice messages to lots of women on Match and Bumble. I still have no idea why I made the Russian poker player sit on the bench because she is a clear 1st stringer but that may have been a good strategy. The problem is that I emptied the bench and have to fill it again.
I think the correct term for me is ogynist rather than misogynist because I love them so much.
You don’t love anybody, except yourself.
No, I love my daughters more than anything and the rest of my immediate family too except for my middle brother. Some other people are sort of OK too. Lots of other people are great fun.
You misspelled “onanist”
Because you clearly think of most women as objects for your amusement and pleasure, and you refer to women that you don’t find amusing or pleasurable with hateful and disgusting language.
Do you think somehow you’ll get an honest reply?
Probably not. But don’t worry – it’s not a huge deal either way. Just a back-and-forth with a troll and/or horrible anonymous person. At worst it’s silly and a waste of 20 seconds.
Oh, there’s more possibilities to choose from…I can’t find a cite, but somewhere I’ve seen an interview with Dustin Hoffman where he pretended to be his brother to lose his virginity.
Any one have a recipe they’d like to share for Jellied Bouillon with Frankfurters and Tripe?