Hey, if he’s happy with the kind of service he gets from $200 hookers, why should he go upscale from there?
You’re not the only one who’s been thinking that.
Also, you forgot racist.
He/she/it is utterly boring. None of its tales are believable. Maybe add in some dragons or riding a crocodile next time.
You are the one the spawned the tradition expectopatronum. It has spanned multiple calendar years now and that is impressive. We will have to see where it ends up in 2019.
In other news, I was just fighting with my Jewish heiress ex-girlfriend online. She is irrational (that goes without saying) but I am still attracted to her. It doesn’t really matter because I have a date with the Russian poker player on Thursday. She lost $20,000 this past weekend and isn’t in a good mood either. I have no idea what to do. You can’t win.
I’ve done my fair share in feeding this troll, but if ever there was a new year resolution worth making and sticking to, I wonder if starving this narcissistic lying asshole of attention is something we can all agree to… What say you all??
No, the joke is on you. It is all true. You are going to get the shock of your life when you find out it is all reality.
High stakes poker players win or lose that much in a night. There are only a few women that do it but I found one and the bonus is that she is a right-wing, cold war era Russian, and former trophy wife. We are going out again on Thursday. There is not one chance in hell that it will last but I will screw her like a drill and she will love it. She costs way too much for me to maintain in the long term but I will ride that bronco like it is my last rodeo.
Most likely I’d be like, “meh, so what?” Because you’d still be a shallow, classless, sexist prick. Besides, what’s this “when”? Are you somehow going to be on TV or something? You won’t even post a picture of yourself.
You vastly over estimate your value and the need to impress people.
Oh my! What a burn. :eek:
I already offered to take you out multiple times Guin. We could do a walking tour of Boston or Duck amphibious boat tour. It isn’t like I am hidden. Just let me know. I will take care of you and even pay because we have been tight over the years.
I don’t want to go out with you. I don’t like you. I find you repulsive and disgusting. (Besides, I wear flip-flops and sports jerseys to museums)
It’s my first day back at work for the year, and between this thread and a feud I’m watching unfold on FB, I want to thank ALL of you for making what would have been a very boring day a thoroughly entertaining one.
Take a bow folks. 
Tell us about the feud?
A walking tour? Last of the big spenders aren’t you. I suppose thats practical though, if a grown man can’t afford a hotel room he shouldn’t be splashing out on fancy dates either.
And you’ll note that not one of the Dopers he allegedly knows IRL has come in to either support his assertions or defend him as “nah, he’s much better offline.” Even Diogenes and Liberal had their RL Doper defenders.
I think you are sweet. We would have to do something about those clothes though. I could take you shopping Pretty Woman style.
…sexually harassing people: either virtually or in real life, is fucking disgusting.
No means no. Joke or not you should back the fuck off.
Pfftt; we all know that’s not going to happen. He didn’t know that lesson back when he sexually assaulted his friend’s GF; what makes you think it’s sunk in since then if he’s completely OK with calling someone he insists he likes a prostitute?
I’m in. It’d be fun to see how long it would take for him to bump his own thread, if no one feeds it.
Two weeks, apparently. Takes him that long to finish with the daughter and come up with a “good” lie about a non-existent date.
There is nothing “sexual” about shopping and tours unless your mind automatically goes there. I have taken many of my female friends to literally do just that and some of them are married.