I don’t know where I saw/heard this one, but it had to do with a person of Japanese ancestry not being able to pronounce the letter “r” within a word, okay?
Anyway the comment was made and the answer was “I think people of his ancestry have problems getting their tongues around the (ahem) arse”
Whereupon the answer was, “I’d think that with a little practice…”.
Never mind. I think I just figured it out. It was on “Are You Being Served?” off the BBC.
Sorry. As y’all wuz.
Q
And then in later seasons they didn’t even tip toe around it:
(Lois and Peter and high and naked on the couch and Brian walks in)
Lois: Hey Brian…he’s knocking on the back door.
Brain: Umm…what?
Lois: He’s knocking on the back door…should I let him in? I’m a’scared!
In the Fox version, she is wearing underwear and that bit of dialogue is left out, but she is nude (and clearly shaves…) in the Adult Swim version and they put that line back in.
They were drugged up, weren’t they?
Actually this is a lot funnier than even you posted IIRC…
Peter: something special…but not special like that retarded kid down the street more like special K special. Anyway what makes Special K so special? And whatever happened to Kay Ballard? And did you ever notice that when you pronounce ballard is like you’re saying mallard only with a stuffed up nose"
Yo quiero pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes!
It’s just like Special K. But what do they do with regular K? And for that matter, what happened to Kay Ballard? You know, if you said Mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like Ballard.
Regarding whales:
Chris: Dad, what’s the blow-hole for?
Peter: I’ll tell you what it’s not for, son. And when I do, you’ll understand why I can never go back to Sea World.
Watching Wheel of Fortune. The puzzle is partially solved as follows:
GO
UCK
YOURSELF
Contestant solves it –
GO
TUCK
YOURSELF
IN
Peter says something like, "How about that. I still can’t believe we couldn’t get, “MY HAIRY AUNT.”
I love it when Joe gets a very expensive parrot, and Peter says, “cripple cripple cripple cripple cripple” over and over until the parrot says" cripple."
Joe
From Memory. Peter is sitting despondent in The Drunken Clam after squandering Lois’s rainy day money on Volcano insurance. Cleveland and Quagmire burst in.
Q: Drinks are on me! my accountant, Alan Shapiro, just got me a huge tax refund!
C: No, drinks are on me. My broker, Bob Cohen, just made me a lot of money on the market.
P: I see what you guys are trying to tell me. I need a Jew to manage my money.
C: Now Peter, not every Jewish person is good with money.
P: Well sure, not the retarded ones.
you’re eating hair!
Peter: My name is pea… tear… Griffin! Crap.
Picard: Number One, do you dare me to tell Mr. Worf his head looks like a fanny?
Jonathan Frakes: I’d love a Shamrock Shake if they got any of those.
Stewie: It’s September!
Stewie: “It’s like she’s f@cking FIVE!!”
and the ‘Holy crip, he’s a crapple’ will make me fall over giggling anytime, anywhere.
That one was good, but the greatest was:
[Lois]: He’s charming! All British men are!
[Peter]: That’s what they said about Benjamin Disraeli!
cut to Disraeli writing at a desk. He looks up, clearly annoyed.
[Disraeli]: “You don’t even know who I am.”
Such a great “fuck you” to us, the audience. I laughed until I wept the first time I saw this one.
I saw that episode when it was shown the first time on Fox, and it had both the nudity and the line. It was changed after that initial airing.
Casting Herbert as Obi-Wan in the Star Wars parody. So funny it makes me laugh at Star Wars retrospectively.
Pretty much any part of the Stewie-ST:TNG cast interaction in that episode makes me laugh hysterically.
One I heard on a rerun the other night:
Peter: “You’re overreacting, Lois, and you can’t spell overreacting without ‘ovary.’”
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So…this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn’t it? I mean you might as well pack it in. Game over.
There was the one where the house was flooded and they were waist deep in water.
Peter: Hey Chris, come over here. Is the water getting warmer? No, wait, that was supposed to be pee.