andy and racin: Can I come if I bring quality darjeeling?
Darjeeling, as it happens, is my other favorite tea.
And as long as we’re not talking euphemistically, I make a mean honeyed lemon. I learned how when I had the Martian Death Throat-Closing-Off Virus.
Okay, So, July 3 (I believe that was posted as a possible date for this queerdig) is a possibility. The other possibility is August 4.
Who can make the former/latter/both? I don’t think I’ll be in any position or state to get myself to Canada on the 3rd of August (which is when I’d be going …), as I’ll be in NY for RenFestDopeFest. So July 3 is still looking like the good date for me.
I’m definitely a darjeeling girl. I’m not a big fan of Earl Grey.
So yes, Hastur, we’ll be countin’ on ya!
The orgy is happening Saturday, June 22, to celebrate my 30th birthday (June 6) and Matt’s going to Spain. Can you cum? 
- s.e.
So, excuse me for being daft, but this is this open to “allies” or isn’t it? I assume so 'cause I know LaurAnge and racinchikki both have male counterparts, but I’m not sure if they’re just special exceptions. I’d so like to meet y’all.
A QueerDope would be great, but how about something a little more centralized. Like Denver, for instance.
At this point I feel that as The Lesbian ™ who is currently planning to attend this event, I clearly need to make a statement.
Yes, there will be an orgy.
For those of you who have no desire to participate in the orgy, I would like to invite you to Andy’s Tea House and Salon, time and location pending. I would like to invite all interested Dopers, regardless of who or what they enjoy boinking, to participate in this joyful event.
Verily, we shall have many kinds of tea. There shall be Earl Gray. There shall be decaf. There shall be herbal. Milk and cream and sugar and honey shall flow like… well… milk.
And although there shall be mixing of milk and honey, no orgiastic boinking shall take place. Although I will exercise my right to lecherously leer at people and perhaps give long hugs.
Clear?
The secret of enjoying a cup of Earl Grey is to drink it with milk, BUT don’t put the milk into the tea, put the tea into the milk. With a nice hot tea you’ll scald the milk if you pour it into the cup. Slowly pour your hot tea into your cup with a dash of milk in it.
MMmmm…
Steven
Who has absolutely nothing else to contribute to this thread
I will have to see. Airfare into Montreal is some of the more expensive stuff I’ve ever seen, and I don’t see anyone crying out “I am in Toronto! Would anyone like me to pick them up at the airport and drive with me to Montreal?”
Of course, I guess the train is a viable option, so long as someone doesn’t mind me spending the evening of the 21st with them, and making sure I get to the train station at a bit before 10 in the morning on the 23rd.
And, ah, regardless of whether or not I come (note spelling), I will not be participating in the much-publicized, much-done-about orgy. For it is far more important to me to learn how to properly drink tea[sub]or something[/sub].
Okay, so it looks like this Dopefest is gonna require join planning, if we’re seriously talking about a tea/orgy split (and it ws possible we aren’t, 'cause jokes often go right over my head). I’m up for organizing the tea side, since I do live here.
Ahem. Preview is my friend.
Joint planning, ws = is.
You can stay with me, if you want. I have a very comfortable couch. (But it’s warmer in my bed ;)).
The orgy is currently up in the air, due to unforeseen circumstances.
But I’m working on getting pbrtallboy, man of my dreams and devoted email ho, up here…! And if I succeed, he’s mine! All mine! sigh
- s.e.
Punha, you could see about flights into Albany, and I could drive you up (as long as the Fest is on a weekend, so I won’t have to work).
Oooh. Wait. We dont’ have any extra beds in my house, too many foster kids, so you wouldn’t have a place to stay between airplane and dopefest. 
Sorry.
So the 22nd of June? Alas, I’ll be vacationing in Quebec City then for the Unitarian Universalist General Assembly. Ah well. Have some tea for me.
DC DC DC DC…and an orgy sounds good to me
Okay.
I’m confused.
Is the orgy still on for June 22? And are we still planning the Dopefest around it? If no orgy, are we still having the Dopefest at the same time? 'Cause, ya know, if there is indeed gonna be a dopefest here in less than a month… I gotta start getting some planning done!
OMG, is that pic really of you scott evil, you are HOT!!!