So I'll take it to the Pit... (re: Miss Kaitlyn's first day)

I was going to add my two cents, but this…

…pretty much sums things up for me. ‘Clothahump disgraces username, self. Also in the news today, pope professes Catholicism, bear shit found in woods.’

Christ. What a worthless, useless, brainless asshole.

I have to point out that there is absolutely no credible evidence that Jamie Lee Curtis has AIS or is anything other than a genetically “normal” woman.

Well… Emphatically stating that God doesn’t exist, that organized religion is a scam, or that believers may as well be worshipping a pink unicorn is pretty much de rigueur for GD thread that even remotely touches upon Christianity.
Regarding the OP, though, itwas super rude of clothahump to make that comment in that thread. That’s no way to treat a lady.

We have this little gem from the thread that prompted Aldebaran’s banning:

my bolding.

It’s what he said, but it’s much, much more WHERE he said it. A nice happy thread which should have remained so.

People who have the need to come in and judge the worthiness of others’ posts and threads (whether happy ones, or griping ones), and then leave snotty angry words, like little piles of runny dog poo, just in an attempt to ease their own pathetic existances, (and not even clever words at that), are the worst kind of jerk.

Miss Kaitlyn-
You just shot to the top of the list of Coolest Folks I Ever Heard Of.

Clothahump,
Let’s say I’m out walking the dog one day and as we come back inside I notice a tiny brown smear on the sole of my brand new hiking boots. “What can that be?” I says to myself, as a primal sense of foreboding begins to envelop me. Closer inspection reveals that my worst fear is upon me. I have stepped in a steaming mess of Clothahump! In short order I)Shave my dog and bury the fur way down deep. 2)Strip, shave myself all over, burn my clothes and bury them way down deep. 3) Call the city and have my house condemned. 4)Donate my house to the fire department so they can burn it. 5) Bury the ashes way down deep. 6)Work real hard, make a lot of money, buy the company that made the boots, recall every pair sold of that style, and discontinue the style. 7)Spend the rest of my life in pursuit of some method of salvation that will cleanse from me the foulness of having come in contact with the nasty, small-minded, fecal-breathed, wretchedness that is the essence of you.

You really should put the name of the person you are pitting in the thread title, so s/he has a higher probability of reading it.

What Taran said. It’s been obvious for months that the dude’s a diarrhea-spewing fuckwaffle. Where have you all been?

Eeek! goes to e-mail mod

Hey, check out Kaitlyn’s latest post in MPSIMS! Turns out Humpy’s not just a fuckwad, he’s a misinformed fuckwad!

Fuckwaffle? {giggles} C’mon, I’ve been here for six months. When are ya’ll gonna show me the Secret Doper Obscenity Generator?

Fuckwaffle. I love it.

I was just thinking how nice this thread was and that **Clothahump **is showing more wisdom than ever before by not replying and trying to defend himself. Never occured to me that he hasn’t read it.

So his being a jerk aside, pitting is more like pitters throwing rotten fruit than changing the pit-es attitude?
:slight_smile:

Polycarp, silenus, Bippy: thank you. If one could die of blushing, I wouldn’t be here to write this post.

I have to admit that I had second thoughts about posting in a Pit thread for clothahump at all. I can’t imagine what he intended to do with that offtopic driveby except cause uproar and/or pat his delusional self on the back for “defending” wholesome values. As such, I imagine that either he’d be thrilled at causing a Pit-worthy uproar, or just simply view our words as proof that he must continue his battle for the “good and right”.

No insult is intended towards Kythereia, with whom I agree 100% on this topic, or anyone else who posted here. I think I’m just getting cynical that people who act like jerks will ever change. I guess I just wish it was so self-evident that clothahump was an immature jerk of the highest order that a Pit thread would be unnecessary.

Crawl back under your rock, Lothachump.

No insult taken. :wink:

Well on the one hand, flaming like this tends not to lead to any ignorance being fought such that the pittee is smarter (or, at least, such that the pitee doesn’t smell and look quite as much like Teh St00pid).

On the other hand, if past behavior is any indication the pittee has no designs on listening to a viewpoint not originating from the recesses of eir rectum, so there isn’t much of a point.

The important questions thus become:

Kaitlyn, what did you wear today? Could you take* Jackie Chan in it?
*[sub]The lovely thing about this board is that I can say things like that and know where things may lead…:D[/sub]

Cool.
Can I borrow some rotten fruit?

:slight_smile:

Jesus, he actually is a raving prick.
What sucks the most is that I was super looking forward to the next Winnie the Pooh movie, “In Which Piglet Meets the Clothahump”

Oh, bother. :frowning:

Well, this is fascinating, to say the least.

I posted an absolutely true statement and we are up to three pages ripping me a new one for doing it. I stand behind my statement: someone with XY is male, period. At least as far as we know now; sometime in the future, medical science might be able to change that, but they can’t today.

Could I have phrased it differently? Sure. Would it have made a bit of difference? Probably not.