Samantha West. Sounds more like a pulp fiction lady detective than a porn star.
Oliver Candlestick
Which would be perfect…if I were a dude.
You can be Candy, and I’ll be Oliver. Problem solved.
It was a pet rat, means EEK A MOUSE! Pronounced just as it’s spelled, eek-mm.
Going by female names, I’d be Mystery… Mystery No-Lastname, my first street is too boring.
Yeah, I’m Chipper East 88th Street.
Nipper Wilson.
Snickers Naomi
Mitzi Sarazen here. Which really does sound like a porn name, sort of. It’s better than using the name of the next pet, which would make it:
Barley Sarazen. Pretty sexy, huh?
First pet/first house: Flicka Drake
Later pet/second house: Bruno Randall
Well, my dog’s registered AKC name was Princess Juliet of Midvale (Midvale being the street we lived on), so I’ll tweak that a little: Jules Midvale
Morton Forest.
The funny thing is, the dog was named after Morton Kelsey, who was an Episcopal minister who was rather well known in religious circles - and also my mom’s best friend’s father.
Well I’ve lived mostly on numbered streets and grew up without any pets, so this wouldn’t work very well. Still, when I was 26 I got myself a pet, two cats that I named Sylvester and Figaro, and for the first 5 years of my life I lived on Sheridan Ave. in the South Bronx, so I guess that’d make me “Sylvester Sheridan” (sounds better than “Figaro Sheridan”).
Later on I lived for 3 years on Remsen St. in Brooklyn, and “Figaro Remsen” has a certain ring to it.
When I was 28 I lived I lived on Park Ave. in Baltimore for one year (alas, very different from living on Park Avenue in Manhattan, unless you count going farther north than 96th St. anyway), and Figaro Park sounds like the best option of all.
Princess Penelope Ann Pit-stop Fauntleroy James White Boulevard
I love mine - Diamond La Riviera.
Hammy Deas.
Charlie 18th Avenue doesn’t work so well.
Molly Dobbs is the best I can come up with.
I don’t know, I think Jack Batty is a pretty good name already.
This is how my wife, Pepper Mill, got her SDMB name.
I come out as Fluffy Colfax, about which the less said the better. Actually, I don’t remember Fluffy very well. I’d more likely be Laddie Colfax, which still doesn’t sound very porn-ish. If you went with the first pet I really had, I’d be Tiger Colfax, which is a little better.
Tabitha Jackson.
Not too bad … if I was a woman.