Doc Tamarack
Zoomer Avenue. Or Zoomer 6th Avenue. Either way - not so good.
Following the formula, Penny Ninth, but we did move to Webster and took Penny with us, so Penny Webster. Our next dog was Duchess, and could make it Duchess Woodrow.
Boopie Camelback
I only do clown porn.
Zeke Irwin. Sounds like I’m the Croc Hunter of the Ozarks.
Well, going with first pet/first street, I get Muffet Stonegate, which um…
Later pet works petter: Cocoa San Andres. Or, if I were a guy, Apollo San Andres. Sounds exotic!
Hmmm.
Pud Leighton. Not bad in a sexually-nonspecific sort of way. Pud was our cat when I was little; he was named for the noise his front feet made hitting the floor as he jumped down from something.
A later cat maybe. Roumey Dufferin. My sister’s cat when I lived on Dufferin St.
Then there was my cat J. P., which leads to the name Jean-Pierre Ribblesdale. Not bad.
Baby Clinton! I like it!
I tried it with my current pet and street, and I like that too. Tokyo Alexander.
Who the hell remembers the name of their first pet? There were pets in my house before I was born.
So anyway, I’m going with the first pet I owned as an adult.
Romeo Sunburst.
With my current pet it’s Budgie Beaver.
Zulu Hemlock
Not sure wtf that would mean…
I don’t know what it means but it’s kind of awesome in a non-porny way.
If I kept strictly to the formula I would be Liam Yale, which I think would be the worst porn name ever.
If I go with the first pet I was a true owner of, rather than my parents, I could be Tammy Yale, which I guess could work for some sort of naughty schoolgirl thing?
Cinders Stevens.
Not bad, in a dark-and-mysterious way!
Jesse Darlington – Yeah, that sounds appropriately pornish … .
Actually … on reflection … it’s more like a character from a trashy romance novel than straight-out porn … .
Tilly Lowe Court. But let’s Frenchify that to Tilly Leauxcourt. Which makes it classy porn.
Mine’s the same way:
Tragedy Webster. Sort of like a mysterious Victorian girl whose parents had a black sense of humor.
Shasta West here.
I have the best name.
Max Edgewood. Aww yeaaaah.
Smokey Court
My son’s would be Herman Charles.