So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)?

Whiskey Riverside.

I think it has quite a nice ring to it.

Rusty Horseshoe
I guess I would have to acquire chaps and some spurs.

Monster Huntsman

Or if you count the guinea pig my sister had…

Squeaker Huntsman

Either way I think it works.

Trouble Southall.

I like the first part of that name, the second needs work though…

I don’t know, it’d be great for the Furrie fetish market.

It would be good for a DIRTY DANCING film: “No one does Baby Clinton in a corner…”.
Tokyo Alexander sounds like a drink made with saké and cream, basically an alcholic version of rice pudding, which really doesn’t sound too bad.

Mine sucks:

Benji 22nd Avenue.

Daisy Tanglewood.

My DH’s name, using the same formula, is: Mittens 90th.

Clearly, one of us was destined to be a porn star, and the other…was not.

Tuxedo Paradise. Which has a ring to it. :smiley:

If we change the “th” to “in” (inches,) then we’ve got something. :slight_smile:

Benji Twenty-Two Inch

Smoky Lonsdale

Watch out ladies, I’m a growing out my sideburns and gluing on my chest wig :eek:

With a bit of cheating (never had a pet, so use aunts; and current street) Barby Prince.
My actual first adress was the Willem Pijper street, which in dutch actually means William Blower (yes, that kind of blowing!!).

Blackie Pulaski

I’m not sure what to say about that.

Edgar Giles- not even good for a guy, which I’m not.
Pickle Hudson-next pet, next street
Fuzzy Drullard- furrie porn
Mr. Jack Concord-my older son’s
Sam Bedford-my younger’s
Muffin Ploss-my mom’s
Mickey Ocean-my husband’s
(This is fun)

Douce Evanston. Sounds pretty good.

Mine is Pepe Woodstock, which actually works very well, I think.

Imelda Connecticut.

It may need some work.

I thought I would with Harold Sherwood.

But, yeah, yours is better.

Clyde Chestnut. But I’m female. :smack:

Well, are we talking about the first pet the family had? Then:
Tippie North

Not exactly pornish. More soap opera matronish.

My first pet? Makes it:
Goodie North

Hang me for a witch, I guess.

Rusti Colley
Interesting. I may have a future in Zoophilia videos?