Peanut Stewart. I think it would be a pretty sleazy, pencil thin mustache kind of pornstar. My (male) cousin’s is much better though: Princess Belvenia
If we’re talking family pet: Cinnamon Seneca
If my own pet: Wilbur Cletus Jackson Seneca
(I’m female.)
Corey Sheffield, if we go by names of pets that I named. If we go by “first pet I remember,” then it’s K. C. Sheffield.
Kitty Montague. Too bad I’m not a chick.
I could make a male equivalent from a different pet and street - Sam Clinton.
Joe
Peppi Atherstone, since I’m a male.
Pussywillow Atherstone, if you’re talking about my sister (which I dearly hope you aren’t). If you’re talking about my cat, yes it was I who named her after the shrub in question, when I was 2 1/2 years old.
Okay, going by MY first pet’s name and the first house I remember:
Ace Patterson.
Which sounds like he should be a detective who falls for the two-faced Tragedy Webster.
Marley Meadows.
Taffy Clover. A bit too wholesome for porn.
But for my kids it would be Dixie Gee, which is much better (we used to live on Avenue G)
Ginger Perkins
Hey, mine’s Shasta Roberta.
My family went through this at a gathering once. My mom’s is Irving Bennet. She asked if there are porn accountants.
My first pet was called Sex Machine. I don’t think a surname will be necessary.
this works for me for three pets/times
Buster North
Pete Morgenthau
Sugar Auburn
My current would be Earl Williams. Sort of ordinary.
cherry picking the good names give me:
Rufus Lane
Baron Exeter
Kaiser Las Positas
Ming Cannon
Using up the remaindered names we have:
Arf 13th.
Anonymous Gregson
First pet, first street: Buster Skyline
Not a sexy name for a girl, but would probably for a guy.
Exit Idaho. Which sounds more like an awesome indie movie instead of a porn star name.
I get Potato Sahara.
Gussie Highland.
(Currents would be Jezebel Queen)
Pinkie Fairview.
70’s porn…
Puff Main
Sounds more like a rapper name
My neighbor: Doo-doo Nestling Duck…
…uh, no. No one is going to see ANY movie starring Doo-doo Nestling Duck.
Me? Kitty Abel! 