Cheetah Jay. Grrrrowwwwlllllll!
I’ve always liked that mine turns out as Mabel Chappel with this formula.
Mabel Chappel sounds like a prim and proper lady who always wears a hat. Like Hyacinth Bucket.
Mugsy Moffet.
Buddy “Union” Turnpike
And you could shift slightly to be Corporal “Punishment” Kennedy on the BDSM circuit
I would be Zhaka Orange, and my daughter would be Kitty Sewell.
Kitty was a hamster.
Rocki Pyrus. (I altered the spelling to make me sound less like a boxer.)
Well, for a certain kind of porn it sounds good. 
Mine would be Charmin Staunton. Yes, Charmin, like the toilet paper, so named because he was squeezably soft.
Hmmm. Maybe Brownie Holbrook and Charmin Staunton ought to star together in an anal extravaganza – Wipe Out!
D.C. Safari
Buffy Grand…or Maggie Grand. I think Buffy sounds more pornish, though.
Samson MacNamara!!!
Hey wait a minute isn’t this how we used to scam or social engineer other people’s email passwords? Doh!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you:
Cato Dogwood
Remember that name…
Lassie Joan. Sounds better flipped to Joan Lassie, I think.
Mister (US HWY) 10
I must say, mine is pretty awesome:
Goliath Crane
The oh-so-masculine Sweetie Frondoso.
I always thought mine was a good one.
Joker Pearkes.
Floppy Dunant, which I think is a hysterical name for a porn star.
Hahaha. Please go into porn.
Sam Elmfield