I’m Goldie Coloma, which I guess is okay.
My good friend growing up would be Fluffy Ambassador, which is outright awesome.
I’m Goldie Coloma, which I guess is okay.
My good friend growing up would be Fluffy Ambassador, which is outright awesome.
Lassie Clayburn. That does not work at all.
Poky Wallace.
Okay, you win the thread!
Bijou Victoria
ETA…There has got to be a **Tiger Woods **out there!
I don’t know. I submit, for your approval:
Bam Bam Fisher
Although, if you use the first pet/mother’s maiden name formula (which is the one I always heard), I become
Bam Bam LeCompte
I’ve always rather liked that last one.
Not so great for a porn star but perfect if you ever become a mob boss- Salvatore “Sweetie” Frondoso.
Fuzzy Wood
Foxy Redwood
Louis Liberty. I rather like what it would be based on current, Midnight Victory.
Ruby Palacio
I only had one pet. Ever. So if I use that and the street we lived on when I was born, it would be…
Fifi Fourth Street.
However, a couple of later streets sound much cooler:
Fifi Alexander
or
Fifi Angelia. (Pronounced An-jell-eee-ah)
Great name for a studio or a single’s bar. Or a horse.
Colonel 42nd
or, with the nearest named street:
Colonel Minnehaha
I have no idea in what kind of porn an actor with that name would perform.
Dry Ashton.
Good god… that almost sounds painful.
Vira Spokane. But I’m a guy, so I’d have to go tranny.
Make way for Trixie Monroe! It also works as a drag queen name.
There are several porn stars with the surname West. I wonder if “W. 82nd Street” type addresses are why. (I haven’t seen many Easts, Norths or Souths.)
Hmmm… strictly following the rules I’d be Mr. Blacky Tamalpais. My drag king name?
For a better one (my streets aren’t real good) I could be Dragon Reno. Or for a cheese, Smokey Gloucester.
Oh … by the way …
I’m not sure how “pud” is sexually-nonspecific.
Fuzzy Liberty.