Tippy Johnson.
Pepper Buchanan.
I think we should arrange a vote for the best of these.
I believe I’d be at least in the top ten:
Woody Piedmont
Taffy 159th. However, if I skip to passable names I’m Woodstock Evergreen. Good for hippie porn, I guess.
Cocoa Moffitt, which sounds decidedly unsexy.
I have no idea what the name of the first street I lived on was. Using the formula for my current status, I’d be Roxee McKnight.
I don’t remember mine either (as a military brat I lived in 3 different countries and a couple of states before I even started school) so if I use the earliest known pet name and street I would be Mandy Jackson- not very porn-ish sounding, is it?
If I use my current status I could be Josh Carter, Sasha Carter, or Gracie Carter, all of which sound like normal names to me and not like any kind of stage name someone would actually bestow upon themselves… so I guess porn stardom just isn’t in the stars for me. 
Hazel Cottonwood.
I’ve always liked this porn-name formula - it gives me a decidedly appropriate moniker:
Rascal McGregor.
Dirty Duke
it works better as
Duke Dirty
Smudge Riversdale.
Missy Flamingo! I love it!
Shobi Backton
Actually, this works great if you take our second pet:
Lance Northwood
(Our first dog was named Onion, so not so great there.)
Sandy Rowland or Delmar Meadowwood. Neither are very good.
Kodi Cypress
HAHA! I have an excellent last name.
My dog’s name is Tortilluh. The street I live on is Wildwood.
Tortilluh Wildwood
Pookie Parry
Tigger Chandler
Not too bad.
Lucky for me we didn’t own a pet when we lived on East Bacon Street.
Wobbles McClure