Like others I’m using earliest memory so I would be
Rufus Kussnachtstrasse Speciising in them (ahem) intersting teutonic epics.
A later one would be
Sqwubsy Lightfoot
Where do I sign the contracts and will there be wetwipes? 
I don’t remember the name of my first street; we moved 13 times before I was in 4th grade. I don’t remember any of those streets.
So, using my current pet/street scenario, I’d be **Merlin White Birch.
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Sexy.
First pet/house: Muffin Verbena
Second pet/house: Peaches Meadow Creek
I suppose the second could work with a bit of detailing (Peach Meadows). And if I was female.
Trixie Court - named for my dog. I could have chosen Jennifer Court, named for my pet goat (if I didn"t know the history of goats around here…)
Sounds like an old time stripper to me.
Queen Pretty Kitty Peekie Bubbles Fleetwood somehow does not really do it. My current name would be Sorbet Plantation which does not conjure up thoughts of erotic bliss, but instead thoughts of bushes growing ice cream.
Captain Colehollow. Sigh. That’s got to be nautical-themed gay porn, doesn’t it?
Kelly Darlene - good if also I were a chick
Ebony Westend - ditto…
Bonzo Ashford.
I can see it now: Bonzo does Gonzo!
Ahh, so Muppet porn huh? 
That, and the completely apropo comment, is the one that’s cracking me up. Probably because in my head I hear it as Captain Cornhole.
Bingo Niagara.
Yeah. Bingo just does it for a porn name, doesn’t it?
I actually heard somewherer that this formula started as a phishing expedition. It’s a great way to get info on words folks might use in their passwords.
Maharajah Sherwood.
Mookie Greenwood. Oh yeah.
Tom Sunset
Sounds a little too Brokeback Mountain-ish for my comfort.
Mine’s a good one…for a girl anyways.
Gina George.
Complete with alliteration. You know she’d have huge implants.
I feel like I should be in a 60’s psychedelic porn movie, or a twisted fable of some sort:
Taffy Ink Cap.
Chipper Grant.
Crap. I think I’ve been relegated to gay porn. 
Denise Renwood, not too porny except for the “wood”.
Samantha Phoenix. Sammy for short. Wow, that is actually a really awesome porn name!