So what's your porno name?

I like the Pet + Street one.

Makes me Sambo Southfourth.

Pet + Street makes me… (oh dear): Frisky Bloomingdale!

Whiskey Taylor… (porn nymphette…)

Or, Sue North. (yawn!)

[Hi, Peter North! :p]

Butterscotch Ruttenberg? I’m definitely sticking to my day job.

Pet + Street would make me Whiskers Villa ::Meow:: Sounds more like a bloomin’ brothel than a single porn star.

or Dog + Maiden Name would be * Pug Marquadt* mmmm not really good for a chick’s porn name - would definately have to be an impersonator.

Pet + Street = Chico Berliner
Pet + mom’s maiden name = Chico Raven

Those will do fine for a career in porn, dontchathink? :rolleyes:

Violet Canary would be my drag name, not too bad, although it sounds too much like Violent Canary, which reminds me of Hitchcock’s The Birds instead of porn or cross-dressing.

Hmm …

Pet + mother’s maiden name makes me

Honey-Lips Allcock

sorta works, huh?

Trixie Street checking in.

Dammit none of mine work-

So going with my wrestling name - Big John Stud the most unintentionally porno-ish name the WWE ever thought up.

:rolleyes:

Hmmm.

Using the street name thing, I get… Ponsonby Aylward?

What???

Blimey. Perhaps, if we’re on the end of a pier, with one of the old “What the Butler Saw” machines, that could be the name of the butler?

As a drag queen (and that’s not a mental image anyone would care to dwell on), I’d be Foxglove Islay. (Three guesses why Islay is my favourite island…)

Pet + Mother’s maiden name: Prancer Brown . . . maybe not porstar quality, but possibly a sultry r&b singer?

As for middle name + street . . . well, that’s just boring: Frances Geddes.

Tricky… My first pet was not of my gender… Margaret Stockwell? how grossly mundane…
Thank to Bell Canada for naming my street 5 different things!

“Luke Castor” (castor being french for beaver YES THE ANIMAL) works okay… not my real middle name, it being some bloody thing in Inuit that I can’t spell b/c my dad worked up there for a while…

Pet + street = Anonymous Junipero

I had a dog named Anonymous when I was a kid. Go figure.

As to the others, I’m not a ‘flower’ person and I’ve never been to an island resort.

I’m a sad person. :frowning:

::gathers up table of user names, E-Mail addresses, streets, and mother’s maiden names::

heh, heh, heh

I’d either be Beau Davey or Clinton Independence. I like that last one, but it sounds more like a soap opera name.

Well, if I go by pet and street, I get C.J. Waterridge. Thats kinda cool :slight_smile:

Drag queen name, you say?

Poinsetta Tahiti

Or perhaps…Black Eyed Suzy Bermuda

and Pet name+ mom’s maiden name: Yukon Lewis

And middle name + Street Name: William Shaffer…That sounds like a President or something. Can’t you come up with a new formula or something?

Bullet Route #4 :frowning:

I have 3 different pets so pick your favorite porno name

Coacoa Donahue
Sukey Donahue
Boomer Donahue

Buck Gully is my pet + street name porno handle.

However, I could also be Oliver Highway ZZ, too, or any combination of those.

My drag queen name would be Ladyslipper Washington, though I must confess I don’t really have a favorite flower, that’s just the first one that popped into my head.

Pet + Street…Thumper Spring :eek:

Drag Queen…Gerbora Fraser