Don’t feel bad…I am:
…drum roll, please…
…Koko Van Horn.
Actually, I kind of like that. 
Girth Dickson
Pet/Street= Blackie Cady (Meow-Meow just didn’t work for me)
M.N./M.M.N.= Ann Herman ( Ya! sounds like I should be playing in the WNBA)
Flower/Resort= Lilac Cancun (Forsythia dosn’t work either)
Leo Maple. Feh, I’m a white-bread porn star, but at least I’ve got wood in my name.
Pet+Street= Cinnamon Bellevue
Resort+flower: Snapdragon Barbados…sounds slightly action-starrish to me…I’ll be the next Van Damme
“Starring Snapdragon Barbados in…Deadly Lethality!”
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So I wouldn’t be a very successful porn star. No shock there.
Besides, I don’t have a pet, and I live on a numbered street.
Middle name + street gives me Lawrence Woodland. It works better if you shorten it to Larry Wood.
Everyone say hello to:
Smoky Lonsdale
Works for me 
** Axle Fernwood **
I like the sound of that!
First pet + Childhood street= Sniffy Victory
Flower + Island resort= Patient Lucy St. Simons. I don’t think that drag stuff would work for me. Imagine trying to find 13EE high heels, or pantyhose for a 36 inch inseam.:eek:
Pet + Street
HERSHEY DRIVE All though not being a “backdoor man” (giving or receiving) I don’t think I would use it.