#24 If she says that she does not want her mouth full of (insert semen euphemism), it is not acceptable to bypass the mouth and use a nostril in order to get said fluid into the stomach of the recipient.
#25 If she’s a hooker, make sure to say “Please don’t steal my kidneys” before passing out.
Canadian drug lords re remarkably similar to their Jamaican counterparts in that respect.
#26 If your gentleman firend is having difficulty performing, it is generally considered a faux pas to tap him on the head of the penis and ask, “Is this thing on?”
Logic does not apply. The folks who are seriously into being tickled, and whose fiction is rife with references to laughing so hard they wet their pants, have no interest in being approached by the folks who are seriously into urinary incontinence, who in turn, despite lurid fantasy descriptions of how fun it would be to make someone wet themselves, have no interest in folks who haven’t already embraced the notion that they should pee into their garments on purpose and consider it erotic.
I dunno how the S-vs-M and B-vs-D folks ever get it on
If the nice lady you met at a bar gives you her email address, and it turns out to be “Tongueholster”, you might want to cancel the carp fishing trip with the guys this coming weekend.
[sub]I haven’t checked to see if ‘Tongueholster’ is a valid email on any of the better known ISP’s, but I bet someone amongst you will.[/sub]
I was thinking, “if you get caught with a con, you may end up as a pro.” 