He took it out.
It.
Out.
A relationship is an organism. You created this thing and then you starved it, so it turned against you. Same thing happened to the Blob.
No, I mentioned the bisque.
Well I don’t want a big flat noodle.
I never knew Kennedy had such a temper.
I’ll tell you what your problem is… You brought your queen out too fast. What do you think, she’s one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? Nah, the queen is old-fashioned, likes to stay home, cook, take care of her man, make sure he feels good.
Do women know about shrinkage?
Too bad you couldn’t do that for a living… You’d be very successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square Garden. Thousands of people could watch you. You could be a big star!
I’m out. OUT!
No doctors for me. A bunch of lackeys and yes-men all towing the company line. Plus, they botched my vasectomy.
Jerry: De Soto? What did he do?’
George: He discovered the Mississippi.
Jerry: Yeah, like they wouldn’t have found that anyway.
Are you so completely senile that you don’t know what you’re talking about anymore!?
Nobody drives like me. Nobody. I’m doing things in this car, you have no idea they’re going on.
Say you’re getting intimate with a woman, you don’t want her fumbling and struggling back there. I think we’ve all experienced that.
Kruger, you couldn’t smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe…I lost my train of thought.
Y’know I remember when I was a kid growing up, kids would make fun of my name like you wouldn’t believe - ‘Jerry Jerry Dingleberry’, ‘Seinsmelled’…
Hey! Nobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagelnobagel!
Top of the muffin to you!
Holy Cow!
Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.