What did they do for toilet paper in the Civil War?
Yeah, well I don’t trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he’s using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!
I’m not taking a soak in that human bacteria vat you got goin’ there.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Look, you wanna have sex right now? Do want to have sex with me right now? Let’s go! C’mon, let’s go baby! C’mon!
Did you just roll your eyes at him? Because let me tell you something. If anybody should be rolling their eyes, it is me, at him, about you.
Who do you like?
I like DeSoto.
DeSoto? What did he do?
Discovered the Mississippi.
Oh, like they wouldn’t have found that anyway.
It’s going in the vault.
A relationship is an organism. You created this thing and then you starved it, so it turned against you. Same thing happened to the Blob.
I think I’ve reached a point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie.
And I want to tell you that I think the whole fucking bunch of you are certifiably insane!
Thanks for ruining my daddy’s business you fat ****
I’m sorry, the answer is “The Moops.”
Your misery is my pleasure.
Who is this?
So when somebody has B.O., the “O” usually stays with the “B”. Once the “B” leaves, the “O” goes with it.
This is not just an odor. You need a *priest *to get rid of this thing!
Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
The carpet sweeper is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since one-hour martinizing.
Women don’t respect salad eaters.