There’s nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum.
It’s a cakewalk!
That’s just what I need… more kissing.
Hal…uh…Langerhands?
I’m really enjoying this marriage thing. You think about each other, you care about each other. It’s wonderful. Plus, I love saying ‘my wife’. Once I started saying it, I couldn’t stop. ‘My wife’ this, ‘My wife’ that. It’s an amazing way to begin a sentence.
Kind of a cute Nazi, though.
It was a bad jig, it was a terrible, terrible jig!
In addition to being a postmaster, I’m also a general. And we both know its the job of a general to by god get things done!
It’s very refreshing!
Of course, uh, this is Central Park. Uh, this was designed in 1850 by Joe Pepitone. Um, built during the Civil War so the northern armies could practice fighting on…on grass.
I won a contest.
She has man hands!
Wood, Jerry, wood
Yeah, I’m getting rid of all my furniture. All of it. And I’m going to build these different levels, with steps, and it’ll all be carpeted with a lot of pillows. You know, like ancient Egypt.
There’s no depravity!
Right. Wrong. Right. Wrong. Right. Right. Wrong.
He finds his laugh intoxicating. imitating Woody Woodpecker Huh-huh-huh-ha-huh!
That is one magic loogie
What do the medical journals have to say about standing in a pool of urine?
He’s BE-BOPPIN’ and SCATTIN’… and I’m LOSIN’ IT!!