Speak to me only in Seinfeld quotes!

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

You wanna piece of me? *You wanna piece of me? *

I didn’t get any bread.

And the heat, my God, the heat!

Is there a pinkish hue?

You’re the ASSMAN!

Is this sweater cashmere?!?.. oh wait, what’s that?

When the patient gets difficult you quon him.

I’m not a lesbian!.. I hate men, but I’m not a lesbian.

There’s a George Bonanza to see you…

He’s a re-gifter!

Oh that Meryl Streep she’s such a phony bologna!

Get OUT!

You’re an anti-dentite!

George: “You can’t break up with me, I’ve got hand.”

Girlfriend: “And you’re gonna need it.”

You can’t beat a Bobka.

If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself cannot stand!

I like that George!

So, you think you’re sponge-worthy?

She had man hands.