I change the 32 waist on the label to a 31 on all my jeans.
G’night, Jugdish!
Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who’s having sex with the hen?
It’s going in the vault.
One of the dolls looks exactly like my mother.
Hey, Nips!
George: I was jumping over a puddle and for some reason I went like this. [George stretches out his arms in a ballet motion] They called me a Mary. So I chased them, and I tripped and I fell.
Kramer: Yeah, you know kids, they can be very perceptive.
You know… I was alone…
Jerry: They’re cloning sheep now.
Kramer: No, they’re not cloning sheep. It’s the same sheep! I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!
Maybe a dingo ate your baby.
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
I’m out!
Serenity now!
Oh, I like *this *plan.
He took it out! He. Took. It. Out!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Are you asking him out? Right in front of me! How do you know we’re not together? Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking “Champagne Coolies.”
Wait a minute - can I fire you?
I didn’t know she had a pony. How was I to know she had a pony?
You said ‘a mailman I know,’ and you’re a mailman I know!