Are you the ones leaving the muffing pieces behind our shelter?..They’re just stumps…So you just assume that the homeless will eat them, they’ll eat anything?..I know what you thought. They don’t have homes, they don’t have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They’re lucky to get the stumps.
I’ll tell you what your problem is… You brought your queen out too fast. What do you think, she’s one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? Nah, the queen is old-fashioned, likes to stay home, cook, take care of her man, make sure he feels good.
You’re in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle. So you think to yourself, “What the hell, I’ll just eat some trash.”
:: music plays ::
Believe it or not, George isn’t at home…
I’m tellin’ ya! The pigman is alive. The government’s been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties.
George: You’ve got to apologize.
Jerry: Why?
George: Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do.
Jerry: How does that affect me?
See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation and that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
Shouldn’t you be at work?
Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don’t take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is who’s putting your pants on?
So, am I forgiven, Schmoopy?
No, you’re Schmoopy.
No, you’re Schmoopy.
What’s that red dot on your sweater?
Sex… to save the friendship.
I cheated in the contest!
You suffer for your soup.
Noel: I am breaking up with you!
George: But you can’t break up with me! I’ve got hand!
Noel: And you’re gonna need it.
Mr. Steinbrenner’s here… George is dead… Call me back.
Is there a pinkish hue?
What was my father doing with a man in a cape?
I’m saying that the spit could not have come from behind, that there had to have been a second spitter, behind the bushes on the gravelly road. If the spitter was behind you as you claim, that would’ve caused your head to pitch forward.
It’s the first one!