You kept making all the stops?
Well, people kept ringing the bell!
It’s like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, then screwed you all back together again and stuck you on a pedestal. It’s really quite exquisite.
You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cuz a girl runs like a girl-- with the little steps and the arms flailing out… You wanna make this plane, you’ve gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!"
Helloooooo! La la laaaaa!
I hate asking for change. They always make a face. It’s like asking them to donate a kidney.
It’s a European carry-all!
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
I need holes!
I’ve driven women to lesbianism before, but never a mental institution
I think I convinced her we’re not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Seinfeld, party of four?
Cartwright?
“Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone’s squeezing and smelling…”
Well, they’re in! The Mackinaw peaches, Jerry. The Mackinaw peaches!
It must have been the Beef-A-Reeno!
Simon, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft,
Simon, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim & Taft
There should be a B.O. squad that patrols the city like a “Smell Gestapo”. To sniff 'em out, strip 'em down, and wash them with a big, soapy brush…
She’s bald!
I wanted to talk about how we had nothing to talk about.
Nobody beats me because I’m the Wiz!