Sorry, I have to nitpick because its one of my favorite lines
Lisa: “He said it was just a name!”
Man: “What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula.”
Similarly from one of the Halloween episodes with the “King Kong” parody:
Sailor Carl: I hear we’re going to Ape Island.
Sailor Lenny: Yeah, to capture a giant ape. (sighs) I wish we were going to Candy Apple Island.
Sailor #3: Candy Apple Island! What’ve they got there?
Sailor Carl: Apes. But they’re not so big.
Revenge? Of course! But why wound his body with bullets, when I can set his soul on fire with a slanderous mambo?
Honey, I’d love to reassure you, but right now Mommy needs a tetanus shot.
Hurry up! We’ve got a lot of tonic to sell and a lot of towns to visit. Frigid Falls, Mt. Seldom, Lake Flaccid…
Dr. Nick, this malpractice committee has received a few complaints against you. Of the 160 gravest charges, the most troubling are performing major operations with a knife and fork from a seafood restaurant…
Well, if it isn’t my old friend Mr. McGregg, with a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
Quoth the Raven: What a shine!
Being eaten by crocodile is just like going to sleep…in a giant blender.
How can Ace be one AND eleven? What kind of God would allow that?
Ah, Ziggy. Will you ever win?
Heh heh heh. That crazy Marmaduke.
Ah, Andy Capp, you wife-beating drunk!
Oh, “meltdown”. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an “unrequested fission surplus”.
Accidents have doubled every year since he became safety inspector…and meltdowns have tripled!
“Botch”. What is that, the word of the day?
Hey chief, let’s talk, why not?
Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more.
“Accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson himself is known or suspected to have caused last month. And our output level is just as high as during Simpson’s last vacation!”
Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say, hard cheese.