I have misplaced my pants.
Cease your ingress!
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
Oh, “meltdown”. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an “unrequested fission surplus”.
I’ve done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
One of my favorite Flanders quotations.
Things aren’t as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.
Your questions have become more redundant and annoying than the last three Highlander movies.
And now – Leaning Tower of Pisa, eat your heart out and move over! This is one story that is not on the level…
Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1-…2.
Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he’s holding a gun.
… misuse of cadavers …
I said no Homer*“S”*, we’re allowed to have one
I’ll be back. You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies!
Mankind has always dreamed of destroying the sun
Come back, zinc! Come back!
Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
You don’t win friends with salad, you don’t win friends with salad.
Being eaten by crocodile is just like going to sleep…in a giant blender.
I think I’ve figured out the pattern; you repeat this quote every second page, correct?