Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful…PENIS!
Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word “tromboner”?
You mean something … just arranged by Sousa?
That arranged can be.
Oh, I’ve wasted my life.
Yeah, but look at the size of this place! I live in a single room above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.
I’m tired of being a wanna-be league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!
Thank you for this award. It is a tribute to this great country, that a man who once took a shot at Teddy Roosevelt could win back your trust.
These monsters are destroying everything and everyone we hold dear! And you kids should have jackets on.
That gypsy said horrible things will happen to everyone you love. That could mean your family, Homer
I’m not gonna lie to you, Marge.
:: stares at her meaningfully ::
Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.
Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.
I don’t want to look like a weirdo. I’ll just go with a muumuu.
Simpson, eh?
I love being a SSSSSSSimpson!
Ned, have you thought about trying one of the other major religions? They’re all pretty much the same.
Oh, why did I teach him that word?
Don’t you ever come near my daughter again – never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word “butt”!
Won’t somebody think of the children?