This book doesn’t have any answers!
Perhaps there is no moral to this story; it’s just a bunch of stuff that happened.
I don’t feel much like snuggling tonight.
I’ll understand if you want to sleep on the couch tonight.
It’s a ring toss game!
Hey, that’s just Pong. Get with the times, man.
Ooh, they have the Internet on computers now!
Rest assured I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust.
Marge, I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
Sprinkles!
This has purple inside. Purple is a fruit.
Are you going to eat it?
I know I shouldn’t eat thee. Mmm, sacrilicious.
Mmmmmmmmmmm. Me.
And now for a test toast.
I got held back in the fourth grade myself. Twice. Look at me now, man. Now I DRIVE the school bus!
That’s one palindrome you won’t be hearing for a while.
That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!
Ah, 'tis like the singing of the angels themselves.
I’m not a bad man. I don’t drink or dance or swear. I’ve done everything the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff. I’ve even kept kosher, just to stay on the safe side!