Speak to me only in Simpsons Quotes

That’s odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor.

Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He’s wearing a belt. That’s Hollywood for ya.

Hey dude, he’s raggin’ on your cord!

I need you to air out the classroom and give Superdude a proper burial.

I can understand you and still not sympathize with you.

Just throw the Goddam bomb!

See you in hell, candy boys.

I feel like a kid in some kind of a store.

The frogurt is also cursed.

Come back here, you little raven!

I do have sex with animals, but I’m not in favor of term limits.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions

Very few cartoons are broadcast live; it’s a terrible strain on the animators’ wrists.

C’mon, boys, let’s break some hearts.

Smashy, smashy!

I think I’m gonna call him Stampy.

Well, there’s… Jerry, the Cowboy. And that big dipper looking thing is… Alan, the Cowboy.

We’d like you to convey how warm and charming a person Mr. Burns is, while remembering that he hates to be touched.

Why aren’t we ascending into Heaven? Oh, right – the sins.