Dad, no one cares about any of your stupid dinosaur bands.
Wait a minute…this sounds like rock and/or roll!
Immigration officer when Apu, asked for his citizenship exam to describe the causes of the Civil War, begins a long, complicated answer:
Just say ‘slavery.’
Spider-pig, Spider-pig, does whatever a Spider-pig does.
Can he swing from a thread? No he can’t, he’s a pig.
Mmm… unexplained bacon.
Sixty-four slices of American cheese.
Bonjoooour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys!
Ah, the life of a frog. That’s the life for me.
Bullfrog? That’s an odd name! I’d have called them chazzwozzers!
You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.
Careful. That’s a load-bearing poster.
That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!
Any red-blooded, flag-fearing American would love the M-320 – celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I’m with isn’t it, and what’s it seems weird and scary to me. It’ll happen to you…
Well, you don’t scare me, doc, 'cause dying would be a stone groove. Got any messages for Jimi Hendrix?
The most rewarding part was when he gave me my money.
Money can be exchanged for goods and services.
Yes. Come and pick up your dog.
We’ve searched this airbase from top to bottom, and all we’ve found is porno, porno, porno.
That elevator only goes to the basement, and somebody made an awful mess down there.