Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Hmmm, that’s odd, usually the blood gets off at the second floor.
I wouldn’t take it down if I were you. It’s a load-bearing poster.
Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie, and one to listen.
Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.
Remember, kids: Trying is the first step toward failure.
Sometimes the only way for a person to feel good about himself is to make someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves!
Truly, yours is a butt that won’t quit.
What good is money if it can’t inspire terror in your fellow man?
Money fight!
I am so smart! S-M-R-T… I mean S-M-A-R-T!
Mine bratwurst has a first name, it’s F-R-I-T-Z.
Mine bratwurst has a second name, it’s S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.
Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate!
Mmmm, chocolate…d’oh! Mmmm, chocolate…d’oh! Marge! We need some more vanilla, chocolate & strawberry ice cream!
We understand Homer, after all we are from the land of chocolate.
I am not a number, I am a man! And don’t you… oh wait, I’m Number Five. Haha! In your face, Number Six!
I am the lizard queen!
Oh, I’m not a doctor!
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius [do do do do] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius [do do do do] Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius [do do do do] oh Dr. Zaius. Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius. Can I play the piano anymore? Of Course you can. Well I couldn’t before.
(To the tune of Rock me Amadeus by Falco)
I love you, Dr. Zaius!