They stick all the jerks in Tower One.
“Dear motorist, your vehicle is illegally parked in the borough of Manhattan. If you do not remedy this malparkage within 72 hours, your car will be thrown into the East River at your expense.”
A shiny new donkey to the man who brings me the head of Homer Simpson!
“You have thirty minutes to move your car.” “You have ten minutes to move your car.” “Your car has been impounded.” “Your car has been crushed into a cube.” “You have thirty minutes to move your cube.”
Well, it should be clear to even the most dimwitted individual - who holds and advanced degree in hypothetical topology - that Homer Simpson has stumbled into… the Third Dimension!
I’ll wager 400 quatloos on the newcomer.
We just moved here from Phoenix. My dad owns a home security company. He came to Springfield because of its high crime rate and lackluster police force. All my friends are back in Phoenix and this town has a weird smell that you’re all probably used to… but I’m not.
Lisa needs braces!
So long dental plan!
Lisa, her teeth are big and green. Lisa, she smells like gasoline. Lisa, ta-ra-ra Lisa. She is my sista, her birthday I mista.
Leonard Nimoy: Wherever there is mystery and the unexplained, cosmic forces shall draw me near.
Hot Dog Vendor: Hey Spock, what do you want on your hot dog?
Leonard Nimoy: Surprise me!
Does anyone want to switch seats?
Of course I’m Batman. See, here’s a picture of me with Robin. Oh…I guess you’re only familiar with the new Batman movies. Michelle Pfeiffer? Ha! The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether or Eartha Kitt. And I didn’t need molded plastic to improve my physique – Pure. West. And how come Batman doesn’t dance anymore? Remember the Batusi?
Who the hell is Robin?
Hello, Mr. Chipmunk. You’re a northern reticulated chipmunk. Yes, you are. You are so reticulated!
Zzzz…Hot cakes…Zzzz…football…Zzzz…boobies.
I’m very proud of you people. You’ve learned how to care for your children, how to maintain your homes and you’ve all passed the drug test. Except for Marge – Marge, you tested positive for crack and PCP.
“Is it wacky tabacky?”
“The Wackyest.”
Bart, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? For a large starving family is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread? And what if your family don’t like bread? They like cigarettes. Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime?
Those fingers in my hair
That sly come-hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
It’s witchcraft