Hi, I’m Dr. Cheeks. I was doin’ my rounds and uh, I’m a little behind.
Hugh Jass? I’m looking for a Hugh Jass?
Homer Sexual? Hey, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual!
I can understand you and still not sympathize with you.
He’s bad, but he’ll die. So I like it.
The frogurt is also cursed.
That gypsy said horrible things will happen to everyone you love. That could mean your family, Homer.
Lisa: Now that I know, isn’t there any way to change the future?
Gypsy: No. But try to look surprised.
She’s not the boss of me.
Lisa [to Mr. Burns]: If I did agree to help you, you could only earn money by doing good, socially responsible things. Nothing evil.
Mr. Burns: Nothing evil - that’s exactly the kind of radical thinking I need!
I can’t wear pink to work. Everybody wears white. I’m not popular enough to be different!
Yes, the Simpsons have come a long way since an old drunk made humans out of his rabbit characters to pay off his gambling debts. Who knows what adventures they’ll have between now and the time the show becomes unprofitable?
Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
Stop it, you two! This is Thanksgiving – so glue friendly, or I’ll take your glue away and then no one will have any glue to glue with!
Viva Skid Row!
Simpson, eh?
Ooo, sprinkles!
Ooo, floor pie!
Stupid gravity.
Stupid sexy Flanders.