Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn’t - it’s that girls should stick to girls’ sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing, and such and such.
Two wrongs make a right, Lisa.
Talking out of turn? That’s a paddlin’. Lookin’ out the window? That’s a paddlin’. Staring at my sandals? That’s a paddlin’. Paddlin’ the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that’s a paddlin’.
Slow down. The sidewalk’s for regular walking, not for fancy walking.
The way people act around here, you’d think the streets were paved with gold.
Whoo-hoo! Look at that pavement fly!
“I’ve been bustin’ my hump all week for that withered old clam and all I got was fifty cents!”
“Hey, when I was your age, fifty cents was a lot of money.”
“Really?”
“Nah.”
Does anyone have change for a button?
Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Money can be exchanged for goods and services!
The Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.
Oh, I didn’t get rich by writing a lot of checks. - Bill Gates
You spent fifty two hundred dollars on beer?
Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth! Moth!
Sock puppets!
Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries. Look at him! He’s wearing a belt. That’s Hollywood for ya.
Cows don’t look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.
Frank the Wonder Horse was in 24 of my pictures. And directed one. And he got the “film by” credit.
Jack Bauer: I’m Jack Bauer. Who the hell are you?
Bart Simpson: I’m, um, Ahmed Adoudi.
Jack Bauer: Chloe, find out all you can about Ahmed Adoudi. Does somebody know Ahmed Adoudi?
Chloe O’Brian: Ahmed Adoudi: wealthy Saudi financier, disappeared into Afghanistan in the late '90s.
Jack Bauer: Really?
Chloe O’Brian: No, Jack. It’s a joke name. You’re being set up!
Jack Bauer: Damn it!
Hello, this is Hugh Jass.