After lunch, can I whip you?
Eat my shorts.
There’s very little meat in these gym mats.
Yeah Moe that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Oh, I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.
Can I have a beer?
Malk?
Crap on a crutch! They’re milking rats!
I can’t take his money. I can’t print my own money. I have to work for money. Why don’t I just lie down and DIE!!!
Can’t sleep, clown will eat me! Can’t sleep, clown will eat me!
Whoa, slow down there maestro. There’s a NEW Mexico?
Well, it’s not quite a mop, and it’s not quite a puppet, but man… So to answer your question, I don’t know.
Your superior minds are no match for our puny weapons!
[SIZE=3]What the -? …Zeppel[/SIZE]in ruuules!!
I don’t need your sycophantic laughter. I have my own on tape.
Do you want to change your name to Homer, Jr.? The kids can call you Hoju!
A deer.
A female deer!
Deer? Ha! Not around here! They all migrated north when the state park converted to astroturf.
We’re here, we’re queer and we don’t want any more bears!
I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaaaaming!!