Arr, Call me back, Ishmael.
It tastes like burning.
My doctor says I wouldn’t have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there.
Ralph Wiggum has some of the best lines.
I bent my wookie.
Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!
… and when the doctor said I did not have worms anymore, that was the happiest day in my life!
My cat’s breath smells like cat food
I look like cable TV!
He’s going to smell like hot dogs!
They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one.
What’s a “doughnut”?
They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.
AUGHHHHH! Mormons!
Suppose we’ve chosen the wrong God. Every time we go to church we’re just making Him madder and madder.
We have come for the infant!
Knock yourself out.
In case you can’t tell, I’m being sarcastic.
Oh, my God! Space aliens! Don’t eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
It does not matter which way you vote. Either way your planet is doomed. Doomed. Doomed.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos