I like men now
Hel-lo, Smi-thers. You’re quite…good…at turning…me…on!
Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who’s been screwing with this
pi is exactly three!!!
I’ve had it with this verkakte flippity-ship!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
Do you find something funny about the word “tromboner”?
Saxomaphone! Saxomaphone! [to the tune of Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony]
You people have held me back long enough. I’m going to Clown College.
I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Feels like I’m wearing nothing at all…nothing at all…nothing at all
Think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.
I am Evil Homer! I am Evil Homer!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Democracy simply doesn’t work!
Marge, I agree with you – in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.
arglebargle or foofaraw?
A gun isn’t a weapon. It’s a tool, like a butcher knife, or a harpoon, or an alligator.
Oh, the searing kiss of hot lead, how I’ve missed you!
Annoyed grunt