We need more “Bort” license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of “Bort” license plates.
Well, if it isn’t Mr McGreg! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!
In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
I just want to have a beer while I’m caring.
From now on, we’ll all be taking golden showers!
Mmm…sugar walls!
Don’t move that. It’s a load bearing poster.
(Krusty’s picture & speech bubble on his Home Pregnancy Test)
WARNING: may cause birth defects
We knew about the spider eggs, but Hantavirus?! If you think you’ve been affected, send five dollars to Antidote…
Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Lies make baby Jesus cry.
I’m like that guy who single-handedly built the rocket and flew to the moon. What was his name? Apollo Creed?
I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over fifty. And if its SPEED dropped, the bus would explode!
I think it was called…The Bus That Couldn’t Slow Down!
As long as I’ve got my health, and my millions of dollars and my gold house and
my rocket car, I don’t need anything else.
Why oh why did I register with Insta-Trace?!
My retirement grease!
Ah, if it was up to me I’d let ya go. But the lads have a temper (raises fists), and they’ve been drinkin’ all day!
Look at me! I’m the Prime Minister of Ireland!
Wow Marge, you’re a real live Martha Stewart! I mean, without the evil.