Ahh crap, let’s go find me a heinie to bite.
Boy, would it maybe kill them to put out a nice brisket?
Tonight I spice my mead with goblin blood!
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock!
Obviously, you’re not well-suited for three dimensional chess. Maybe three dimensional Candyland would be more your speed.
Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I’ll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.
Soft kitty
Warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty.
Sleepy kitty.
Purr, purr, purr.
I call this one Zazzles, because she’s so zazzy.
He gets his temper from his daddy. He’s got my eyes. All that science stuff that comes from Jesus.
OK, I’m sleepy now. Get out.
I’m not sure I’m comfortable harbouring a fugitive from the 2311 North Los Robles Corporation.
<hijack> The episode with this line was on tonight. (Couldn’t place it before seeing the episode) <hijack>
Ma, you gotta rent me a tux!
Right now? What kind of sex are you having up there?
I said I’m her friend, not her gay friend.
Holy crap on a cracker.
See post #9 
It’s illegal to spay a human being.
I always thought these threads had to have a coherent structure, not a soundboard of quotes.
What would you be if you were attached to an object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
Screwed.
Oh, why hast thou forsaken me, deity whose existence I doubt?
I saved a nun’s life. Why am I being punished?