Wil Wheaton is evil! He played the Dead MeeMaw card!
I want a cookie MeeMaw.
There once was a brave lad named Leonard,
with a fi-fi-fiddle-dee-dee.
He faced a fearsome giant,
while Raj just wanted to pee.
Remember how we use to pose these things so they looked like they were masturbating?
But if you’re ever short, there’s always a couple of fifties in Green Lantern’s ass.
Sheldon tried to take the Ring and I punched him in the nose!
That’s my girl.
Hello, I… Oh, I don’t think so… I am so done with Twitter.
Is it hot in here or is it just Summer?
Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet.
Okay, ground rules: no sponge baths, and definitely no enemas.
You rat bastard!
I had to leave. They were having fun wrong.
Regards,
Shodan
Until I saw the rerun yesterday, I thought this was Leonard, not Raj.
But I wish I had followed up with those specialists in Houston like the doctor suggested.
Twelve years out of high school and I’m still sitting at the geeks table.
That line by Leonard simply sums up The Big Bang Theory for me.
What’s the gist, physicist?
I don’t know about your sex drive, but I’m good until New Year’s.
We’re going to see Koothrappali, not kill Batman.
I’m seriously considering asking that busboy to ravish me in the alleyway while I eat cheesecake.
At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula!